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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad News

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad News

Posted on June 29, 2026June 29, 2026 by Louis Cannon

One piece of bad news: Social Security is scheduled to go bankrupt in 2032…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Say a Prayer for Victor Marx

READY, FIRE, AIM: Say a Prayer for Victor Marx

Posted on June 26, 2026June 26, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Prayer has carried this campaign further than any dollar ever could. And I believe with everything in me that it will carry us across the finish line…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: 'Enshittification' in America

READY, FIRE, AIM: ‘Enshittification’ in America

Posted on June 25, 2026June 25, 2026 by Louis Cannon

The American Dialect Society selected it as its 2023 Word of the Year, with Australia’s Macquarie Dictionary following suit in 2024…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Dangerous Substance

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Dangerous Substance

Posted on June 24, 2026June 24, 2026 by Louis Cannon

‘Gemini’ started to answer my question, but then the response suddenly disappeared, for no apparent reason…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Should You Take One of These Boxes, or Both of Them?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Should You Take One of These Boxes, or Both of Them?

Posted on June 23, 2026June 23, 2026 by Louis Cannon

In 2016, when the Guardian newspaper surveyed about 32,000 people, 53.5% said they would take only Box 2.  About 46.5% said they would take both boxes…

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Day After Father's Day

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Day After Father’s Day

Posted on June 22, 2026June 22, 2026 by Louis Cannon

There are fathers everywhere, of course, but they are celebrated at different times of the year, if they are celebrated at all…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dad Jokes on Father's Day

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dad Jokes on Father’s Day

Posted on June 19, 2026June 19, 2026 by Louis Cannon

When I first heard the term, ‘dad jokes’, I assumed they were talking about the type of jokes my dad told. But, no. Not even close…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Growing or Dying in Pagosa Springs

READY, FIRE, AIM: Growing or Dying in Pagosa Springs

Posted on June 18, 2026June 18, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Pagosa Springs has never been tempted to join the European Union…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Flag of Truce, If You Don't Mind

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Flag of Truce, If You Don’t Mind

Posted on June 17, 2026June 17, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Not that I have anything against the idea of “state flags”.  In fact, I tremble at the thought of the federal government being in total control…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Elephants in Rooms

READY, FIRE, AIM: Elephants in Rooms

Posted on June 16, 2026June 16, 2026 by Louis Cannon

If you can believe what you read on the internet, LaCorte News was being kept alive by promotional links coming from a couple of “troll farms”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Billionaires Know Best?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Billionaires Know Best?

Posted on June 15, 2026June 15, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Democrat Michael Bennet, has received campaign support totaling maybe $10 million from various billionaire donors…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Country, Tis of Thee

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Country, Tis of Thee

Posted on June 12, 2026June 13, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I was never sure what part of speech “Tis” might have been.  An adjective? A verb? A preposition?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Advertising the Book of Mormon, but Maybe Not Data Centers

READY, FIRE, AIM: Advertising the Book of Mormon, but Maybe Not Data Centers

Posted on June 10, 2026June 10, 2026 by Louis Cannon

The Mormon citizens in Box Elder County were not universally polite in their reaction to Kevin O’Leary’s application for a 40,000-acre data center project…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The End of Thinking

READY, FIRE, AIM: The End of Thinking

Posted on June 9, 2026June 9, 2026 by Louis Cannon

‘Thinking’ — properly understood — takes your mind on a journey from Point A to Point B…

Posted in Humor/Fiction, News/Politics
READY, FIRE, AIM: Tax Breaks for Waitresses

READY, FIRE, AIM: Tax Breaks for Waitresses

Posted on June 8, 2026June 8, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Up until the passage of One Big Beautiful Bill in 2025, waitresses had to pay income tax on tips…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Bull's Lucky Balls

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Bull’s Lucky Balls

Posted on June 5, 2026June 5, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“It’s probably a charming gesture, but also quite damaging for a work of art…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Peter Thiel and The Antichrist

READY, FIRE, AIM: Peter Thiel and The Antichrist

Posted on June 4, 2026June 4, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I got interested in this topic because I came across some news reports, last month, about humanity and technology…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Oh, Baby Baby, It's a Wild World

READY, FIRE, AIM: Oh, Baby Baby, It’s a Wild World

Posted on June 2, 2026June 2, 2026 by Louis Cannon

So far, I haven’t changed my mind. About borrowing Bob’s lawn mower, I mean…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: You Can Be Happy, But It'll Cost You

READY, FIRE, AIM: You Can Be Happy, But It’ll Cost You

Posted on June 1, 2026June 1, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Can I start a column that way?  Confessing that the article, written by Amelia Tait, made me feel depressed?…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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