I have no idea if ‘Jordan Reyes’ exists in reality. I do know, however, that my novel does not yet exist in reality. Not yet…
Author: Louis Cannon
READY, FIRE, AIM: Whose Election Is It, Anyway?
I vote every chance I get. My motto: “Vote early, and vote often.”…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Buy Local, Buy Often… and Read the Newspaper…
So anyway, I’m grateful that my little backwater town still has a weekly print newspaper, and another local news outlet available online…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fat Banking
“ASPS: What can a patient expect from upfront costs or storage fees associated with fat banking?”
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Colorado Candidate Who Can Exorcise Demons
Just what Colorado really needs…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Luddites Among Us
One of my friends showed me her dumbphone the other day…
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Wish God Was My CEO
Hobby Lobby got itself mired in controversy after a blogger reported that the chain neglected to stock Hanukkah items…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Windmills of My Mind
“Whenever it starts blowing like this, there’s a rainstorm coming,” Becky claimed. I had never noticed that fact…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Not the Greatest Sentence Ever Written?
The timing was important, because Mr. Isaacson’s subject matter was the following sentence…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Pagosa Springs Riddle?
The message was strange because a readerboard is usually tasked with announcing useful information, which this was not…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Bird’s Eye View of J.J. Audubon
“Hey, did you know that Audubon was Black?” she said…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The World’s Oldest Man, Reconsidered
I’m fairly sure that I’m 62 years old, because I have a birth certificate that states I was born in 1964…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Who is the Guru?
And speaking of trade-offs, there have been some big changes in America’s popcorn environment…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
As we all remember, one of the pigs built his house out of straw, and the second, out of sticks. The third pig built a sturdy house out of bricks…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Fourth of July Story
At least 51 people were treated for heat-related illnesses, according to federal officials…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Please, No Politics on the Fourth of July
Maybe I’m not the only person confused by this approach to the July Fourth celebration?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Declaring War at InfoWars
Mr. Jones declared bankruptcy and InfoWars.com went into receivership, to be auctioned off to the highest bidder…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Maybe It’s a Good Thing Nobody Likes Me
But in order to get a publishing deal — as I understand the process — you need to say something important…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Admission of Colorado, to the Union
The Colorado Territory was admitted to the Union as the nation’s 38th state, in 1876, and Mr. Hitchins created an allegorical illustration of the event in 1884…
