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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Wanted, a Marriage Counselor for the Colorado River

READY, FIRE, AIM: Wanted, a Marriage Counselor for the Colorado River

Posted on May 14, 2026May 14, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Reportedly, the Colorado River negotiations have not been going as smoothly as everyone wishes…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, Also Known as 'UFOs'

READY, FIRE, AIM: Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, Also Known as ‘UFOs’

Posted on May 13, 2026May 13, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Tax the Rich... So We Don't Have to Eat Them

READY, FIRE, AIM: Tax the Rich… So We Don’t Have to Eat Them

Posted on May 12, 2026May 12, 2026 by Louis Cannon

If I were rich, I would much prefer to be taxed rather than eaten. But I might not have a choice?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Nothing to Do But Waste Our Lives Away

READY, FIRE, AIM: Nothing to Do But Waste Our Lives Away

Posted on May 11, 2026May 11, 2026 by Louis Cannon

If we want to believe government statistics — and that’s a big “IF” of course — things have changed in America, in terms of labor force participation…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Bicycles in Our Fast-Moving Future

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Bicycles in Our Fast-Moving Future

Posted on May 8, 2026May 9, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Not only are bicycles getting electrified, but bicycle riding is also becoming more and more dangerous…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Selfish, Loathsome and Mediocre

READY, FIRE, AIM: Selfish, Loathsome and Mediocre

Posted on May 7, 2026May 7, 2026 by Louis Cannon

If I had been born a year later, in ’65, I could have agreed with him…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  I Shoulda Been a Therapist

READY, FIRE, AIM: I Shoulda Been a Therapist

Posted on May 6, 2026May 6, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Unfortunately, nothing is perfectly clear in this reality we live in.  A video posted online shows Mr. Carlson actually saying: “Could this be the Antichrist?”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Considering Kings and Queens

READY, FIRE, AIM: Considering Kings and Queens

Posted on May 5, 2026May 5, 2026 by Louis Cannon

King Charles III and Queen Camilla flew back to the U.K. on Friday, following four action-packed days on the East Coast…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Guy on Top of the Bridge

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Guy on Top of the Bridge

Posted on May 4, 2026May 4, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Guido Reichstadter described himself as the father of two children with masters degrees in both math and physics…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Phones... the Cigarettes of the 21st Century?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Phones… the Cigarettes of the 21st Century?

Posted on May 1, 2026May 1, 2026 by Post Contributor

“Right before I go to sleep, I look at my phone. While I am at the dinner table, during class or my commute, I am looking at my phone…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Make Cows Great Again?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Make Cows Great Again?

Posted on April 29, 2026May 4, 2026 by Louis Cannon

The American Dairy Coalition appears to be hot on the trail of bad government data…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Very Soon, You May Have to Beg for Your Plastic Fork

READY, FIRE, AIM: Very Soon, You May Have to Beg for Your Plastic Fork

Posted on April 28, 2026April 28, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“A Colorado bill would prevent restaurants from giving customers single-use plastic items like utensils and condiment packets unless the person explicitly asks for them…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  A Hot Topic on Planet Earth

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Hot Topic on Planet Earth

Posted on April 27, 2026April 27, 2026 by Louis Cannon

…This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Diversified Economy, If You Don't Mind

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Diversified Economy, If You Don’t Mind

Posted on April 23, 2026April 23, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I get the sense that our local business and government leaders would like our economy to become more “diversified”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The President Wants Us to Get High, for Our Mental Health

READY, FIRE, AIM: The President Wants Us to Get High, for Our Mental Health

Posted on April 22, 2026April 22, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Under the president’s executive order, the Food and Drug Administration will support new clinical trials for ibogaine, psilocybin and other drugs…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: In the Land of Jumping Pirates

READY, FIRE, AIM: In the Land of Jumping Pirates

Posted on April 21, 2026April 21, 2026 by Louis Cannon

If you visit the ‘interactive’ version of this map on the district website, the signposts along the trail rock gently back and forth to indicate that they are clickable links…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Celebrating 420, If You Don't Mind

READY, FIRE, AIM: Celebrating 420, If You Don’t Mind

Posted on April 20, 2026April 20, 2026 by Louis Cannon

But it’s a long and winding road. Or maybe, a roller coaster is a more accurate image…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Penny Saved vs. Buy Now Pay Later

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Penny Saved vs. Buy Now Pay Later

Posted on April 17, 2026April 19, 2026 by Louis Cannon

We Americans need things. And often, we can’t afford them.  Especially lately…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dude, Where's My Film?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dude, Where’s My Film?

Posted on April 15, 2026April 15, 2026 by Louis Cannon

My dad bought a Super8 movie camera when I was a kid, and we had a shelf full of family movies by the time I went off to college…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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