When I was eight, my parents took us to Disneyland in Anaheim, California — where I experienced the thrill of driving my own car on the Autopia freeway…
Category: Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Big Foot… and the Null Hypothesis
Many of us believe that the Yeti and the Sasquatch are the same, identical primate. Or at least, close cousins. But science hasn’t been able to clear up that question for us…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Second Coming of Donald Trump
“I’m proud to partner with Lee in this offering. He’s a very special man, both as a talent, but maybe even more so, as a human being. He’s very, very special…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Old News is Good News
What just happened? I mean, like, yesterday? Or even earlier this morning?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Boredom Doesn’t Have to be Boring
“Host Manoush Zomorodi inspires us to learn more about the world, our communities, and most importantly, ourselves….”
Natural Grocers Debuts ‘Spin & Blend’ Fitness Classes… Coming Soon?
“We had to add more fibrous and frozen ingredients to offset attendee enthusiasm, but now we have it dialed…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: My (Scary?) Joe Biden Coffee Mug
Are the Democrats trying to tell us that President Biden has x-ray vision? Or am I missing the joke?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Did Social Media Kill the Web… or Was It Us?
I understand, that the grammar in the headline, which my editor picked for this column, might be ambiguous…
READY, FIRE, AIM: McDaniel in the Lion’s Den
Ronna who?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of Flying
“I’ve seen a lot of sensationalism around aviation lately. The fact is our aviation system is the safest in the world…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Complaining About Life in a Mountain Resort Town
I’ll go ahead and say it: I don’t like being around people who complain…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Lucky One-Armed Shoemaker
Once upon a time there lived, in the little town of Pigsweat, an old one-armed shoemaker named Oval Krnzt…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad TikTok?
The vote was 352 in favor; 65 opposed. Pretty impressive disapproval of a social media company’s ownership model…
READY, FIRE, AIM: How About Snake for Dinner?
You wouldn’t want to eat the entire snake, however. Not in one sitting, at least…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Modern Romance
About ten years ago, comedian Aziz Ansari and NYU sociologist Eric Klinenberg designed a massive research project, including hundreds of interviews…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Stopped Worrying About Climate Change
Curiously enough, I could hear my washing machine running when I came upon an article about the Carrington Event…
READY, FIRE, AIM: March is Problem Government Awareness Month
“Problem gambling is defined as all gambling behavior patterns that compromise, disrupt or damage personal, family or vocational pursuits…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Cookie Monster Weighs In on ‘Shrinkflation’
Maybe our Daily Post readers have noticed it? Our cookies are getting smaller? Or else, there’s fewer of them in the package?