Category: Humor/Fiction

Some people, I imagine, didn’t even notice that yesterday was Columbus Day…

When I heard about the rebate checks, I drove to Walmart and priced the Samsung 65″ 4K UHD TV…

I mean, okay, sure… I will admit I’m a few dollars deeper in debt than I was six years ago…

I remember, many years ago, shopping at City Market with Darlene, and the first time we ran across “high fiber” bread…

I remember the first time I heard a recording of my own voice, and thinking, “Oh my god, is that how I sound to other people?”…

I’m sure I’m not the only person who neglected to celebrate ‘World News Day’ on Monday, September 28…

I would be perfectly willing to battle a much larger rival, if someone gave me $8.2 billion in stock…

I didn’t need the weather man to tell me we had a 100% chance of rain yesterday…

“We have given an absolute message, not just to the region, not just to the country, but to the world,” said parish chairman Tim McNally…

Maybe the younger generation knows something about the planet’s future that the rest of us are ignoring?

Much of the book deals with the UFO sightings that have taken place all around the world, but maybe never actually happened…

“All eyes are on the Lone Star State this November, and all the pressure is on Gina and me to lead this ticket to victory…”

Of course there’s a good reason why the Taliban prefers Toyota trucks…

“What purchases, decisions or milestones are you delaying because of higher costs, if anything?…”

Does my friend mean the same thing, when he uses the word “Socialism”, as I mean when I use the word “Socialism”?…

The first successful test of a thermonuclear bomb was conducted by the United States on November 1, 1952…

I honestly haven’t noticed the absence of chatter in subway cars….

So many things I don’t understand about this crazy world. Probably because I’m stuck here, in the middle, with you…