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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Five Myths About Women and Money

READY, FIRE, AIM: Five Myths About Women and Money

Posted on January 18, 2024January 18, 2024 by Louis Cannon

She admitted that men control Wall Street and the banks. (Just to be clear, I am not one of those men…)

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Bowie, the Nonbinary Lobster

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bowie, the Nonbinary Lobster

Posted on January 17, 2024January 17, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Photo by Krystal MacKay on Unsplash. I had not heard of blue lobsters before yesterday. I guess they’re relatively rare, compared to the more common READ MORE

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Joining the Country Club

READY, FIRE, AIM: Joining the Country Club

Posted on January 16, 2024January 16, 2024 by Louis Cannon

If someone asked me to join a country club, I would probably say, sure, why not?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Thar's Money in Them Thar Clouds

READY, FIRE, AIM: Thar’s Money in Them Thar Clouds

Posted on January 15, 2024January 15, 2024 by Louis Cannon

One thing we have, in southwestern Colorado, is weather. So we talk about it…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Preparing for Doomsday

READY, FIRE, AIM: Preparing for Doomsday

Posted on January 12, 2024January 14, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Some of the wealthiest people in America — in Silicon Valley, New York, and beyond — are getting ready for the crackup of civilization…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Great Wall of China, From Space

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Great Wall of China, From Space

Posted on January 11, 2024January 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Many years ago, I heard someone claim that the Great Wall of China is the only human-made structure visible from space…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Kinder, Gentler Ski Season

Posted on January 10, 2024January 10, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Ski areas across the U.S. and Canada are in desperate need of natural snow for a ski season that typically would already be in full swing…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sealed Envelopes

READY, FIRE, AIM: Sealed Envelopes

Posted on January 9, 2024January 9, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In 1953, Dwight Eisenhower was entering the White House as the newly inaugurated president, having just returned from his parade…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Down with Clocks

Posted on January 8, 2024January 8, 2024 by Post Contributor

I have to confess that I don’t own a single non-digital clock, even though I learned how to read them at an early age…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Don’t Be Fooled… Water is Not the New Oil

Posted on January 4, 2024January 4, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In other words, oil is here today and gone tomorrow. Water is forever… like true love…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE AIM: What ChatGPT Doesn’t Know About Me

Posted on January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I imagine most people will be perfectly content if ChatGPT never learns of their existence..

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Grapes of Wrath, Played Backwards

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Grapes of Wrath, Played Backwards

Posted on January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 by Louis Cannon

More than 7 out of every 100 people moving to Florida are coming from California. It’s almost like a pandemic…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why Do People Kiss on New Year's?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Why Do People Kiss on New Year’s?

Posted on January 1, 2024January 1, 2024 by Louis Cannon

There’s that awkward sense of obligation, mixed with eagerness, that goes along with culturally-enforced kissing…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Considering the Actual Appearance of Historical Figures

READY, FIRE, AIM: Considering the Actual Appearance of Historical Figures

Posted on December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 by Louis Cannon

We all know the name, George Washington, and we also know his face.  We know that he never smiled, in spite of being enormously wealthy…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Rep. Lauren Boebert Bails on Congressional District 3

Posted on December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 by Louis Cannon

Rep. Boebert sounded pretty joyful and upbeat, however. Except not the part about the Socialists and Communists…

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video

READY, FIRE, AIM: California and Arizona Plead Guilty… Sort Of

Posted on December 27, 2023December 27, 2023 by Louis Cannon

Hard to believe that two entire states could plead guilty of stealing water from the Colorado River…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned From AI

READY, FIRE, AIM: Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned From AI

Posted on December 26, 2023December 26, 2023 by Louis Cannon

Back when I was in high school, I thought knowing stuff was the goal. It seemed like, the more stuff you knew, the more respect you got…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Santa Claus, the Interview

Posted on December 22, 2023December 22, 2023 by Louis Cannon

“I travel around, speaking at seminars and conventions, like the one we just held in Las Vegas….”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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