‘Slaw Dog’, representing the Southeast region, emerged victorious in a thrilling finish, narrowly beating ‘Chicago Dog’ by about half a bun….
Category: Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: America’s Forthcoming Brain Drain
Now that we no longer need scientists in the U.S., it’s not clear how many American scientists will find work in other countries…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Carbon-Neutral Chocolate
I had not heard about carbon-neutral chocolate until just yesterday…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Some Heavy Thoughts About Gravity
I’ve rarely had any issues with gravity. Most of my experiences have been overwhelmingly positive…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Generous Deal Canada Has Thus Far Been Able to Refuse
The Articles of Confederation in 1777 stated that Canada “shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages of this union,” at any time, no questions asked…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The 100 Most Influential People in the World. Or Not.
Apparently, winning four gold medals in a swimming competition now puts you into the same category as Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Keir Starmer, and Lee Jae-myung…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Artificial Intelligence in the Heartland
“In a small Nebraska town, where cornfields stretched wider than Wi-Fi signals, the high school’s computer lab buzzed with mischief…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sinking Cities
Venice is sinking. And according to a new scientific study, so are certain American cities, like Denver and Houston…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Straight Out of the Communist Manifesto
I don’t know how I could be approaching my 61st birthday and still be blissfully unaware that our water district is run by Communists…
READY, FIRE, AIM: B.A.D. Economics vs. B.A.D. Grammar
‘Economics’ is, by definition, a field of study dominated by college professors, government bureaucrats, and graduate students hoping to become college professors…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Possibly the World’s Most Famous ‘Fountain’
The submission to the Society of Independent Artists exhibition in New York was a mass-produced ceramic appliance, entitled ‘Fountain’ and signed by the artist…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Best is Yet to Come
We all might have the same American Dream, but there are obviously different ways to interpret it. If you’re into dream interpretation…
READY, FIRE, AIM: She Went Shopping
The Recession is already trending on TikTok, now that the Congressionally-mandated ban of the Chinese app has delayed until at least June…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Bigger Baby Bonus
The White House has been fielding proposals aimed at persuading people to marry and have children, an effort being pushed by outside groups…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Wise Men Bearing Gifts
The President hinted that the 145% tariff his administration imposed on China might be reduced…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Election in Canada
When Prime Minister Carney called for an election — which was his prerogative, apparently — he caused the entire Parliament to be dissolved…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Doing Less Laundry Doesn’t Make Me Feel Better
Normally, when I’m worried, I buy a big bag of Cheetos, and I always feel better afterwards…
READY, FIRE, AIM: But I’m a Man; Yes I Am
I was too young to appreciate the song, “I’m a Man”, when Stevie Winwood sang it with the Spencer Davis Group…
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Visit with Dr. ChatGPT
“Capabilities that were once the province of only a handful of medical specialists can now be in everyone’s hands…”