Category: Humor/Fiction

Much of the 2021 report seems to be focused on one very specific point, which the authors struggled to explain using various economic theories and postulates…

Her intentions were good, of course. She didn’t like dirty floors… and removing my shoes at the door certainly would have helped the situation…

Some important people — like for example, Colorado Governor Jared Polis — have recently told me that I can throw away my mask…

“The SUN is doubling their newsstand price. And bumping up their subscription price. They’re going to be charging $1 for a single issue, starting May 27…”

The professor also suggests that you can improve your retention of important facts by sharing them with another person…

My mom and dad could easily have moved to Ohio before I was born, and I could have attended public school in Columbus, or Toledo… and gone to college at Kent State or Youngstown…

Those same “certain smart people” are prone to suggest that the declining birth rate is due to well-thought-out decisions on the part of young Chinese adults…

Once upon a time — long, long ago, it now seems — there was a “baby boom”. Now we have a “baby bust”…

Apparently — judging by the joint public announcement — Bill and Melinda at one point believed they could grow together as a couple. But they’ve changed their minds…

Has anyone ever heard Mitch McConnell, for example, tell a funny story? I don’t believe so…

“Between me and the machine, there is no estrangement. I am the machine…”

Here is the “Global Trends” logo, that appears on page 2 of the report, and which I personally think would make a great logo for a video game…

Yes, I will admit, I’m “attached to the anxiety of uncertainty.” That’s not an entirely new thing…

Here’s an imaginative illustration of a Tyrannosaurs Rex, in a bad mood…

For one thing, people generally have the mistaken notion that “aliens”will look like slightly deformed humans…