Category: Humor/Fiction

I looked up the current price of Baccarat Rouge 540, and found it available on Amazon: 2 fluid ounces for $350…

Apparently, Mr. Woodard was just getting started on telling us how different we are from one another…

The people in Greenland don’t seem too hot on the idea, however…

According to certain news reports, Americans are scrambling to stock up on cars, refrigerators and other big-ticket items in anticipation of new tariffs on imports…

Fox News described the most recent mess this way… claiming the Continuing Resolution deal was “killed by an avalanche”…

I agree. Keep RFK Jr. away from the oil and gas. But not too far away. We don’t want to bankrupt him….

Chinese millennials flooded social media sites with cold, spiceless dishes as examples of self-inflicted suffering…

I suspect that dogs are more prone to share their owners’ mental distress, in a sympathetic manner. Cats don’t care about anyone but themselves…

Although you wouldn’t know it from looking at me, I spend a lot of my spare time watching YouTube videos about the existence of God…

My dad was an avid fisherman, which is probably why I developed an aversion to fishing…

I must have made a donation… to someone… at some point. I mean, to this or that worthy non-profit…

The Chinese have it figured out.  The most common Christmas tradition seems to be: to give someone an apple…

One of the secrets, which remained classified until 2003, was an effort to develop psychic powers within military personnel…

“…it’s normal to find yourself slowing down as the holidays approach… But here’s the truth: doing nothing is good for you…”

In most of the 16 test groups, about 50% of the subjects did not report seeing the gorilla…

“Very few people can have a perfect score. The goal is to have the best score that you can, and monitor it over time…”

The apparent (but temporary) existence of the Higgs boson further suggested the existence of the so-called ‘Higgs field’ everywhere in the universe…

Scott says, tariffs are a good thing, and we don’t need to worry. So I’m not going to worry…

In thirty-three Illinois counties, voters have passed non-binding resolutions backing the idea of forming a new U.S. state…