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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Our New Teddy Bear Economy

READY, FIRE, AIM: Our New Teddy Bear Economy

Posted on September 24, 2025September 24, 2025 by Louis Cannon

It turns out that the media is not a necessary part of the economy. Nor is the government, really…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Welcome Back, Jimmy Kimmel

READY, FIRE, AIM: Welcome Back, Jimmy Kimmel

Posted on September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 by Louis Cannon

So, like, tonight?  Already, Jimmy is back?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Move Over, McDonald's... Here's Comes Mixue

READY, FIRE, AIM: Move Over, McDonald’s… Here’s Comes Mixue

Posted on September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 by Louis Cannon

In June 1997, Zhang Hongchao was studying economics at Henan University, when he opened a shaved‑ice stall in Zhengzhou…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The People We Can't Talk About

READY, FIRE, AIM: The People We Can’t Talk About

Posted on September 19, 2025September 19, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Please note, I am not mentioning the host’s name, or the name of the broadcast company, or the name of the government official…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Don't Try This at Home

READY, FIRE, AIM: Don’t Try This at Home

Posted on September 17, 2025September 17, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’ve often heard performers and entertainers issue a warning to their audiences…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Vaccines, Making Us Crazy

READY, FIRE, AIM: Vaccines, Making Us Crazy

Posted on September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 by Louis Cannon

My Presidents — first, Donald Trump and then, Joe Biden — both told me to get the COVID vaccine, but can you believe anything those guys say?…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The American Drama We Love

READY, FIRE, AIM: The American Drama We Love

Posted on September 15, 2025September 15, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Apparently, however, Mr. Shurtleff was not a big fan of bliss. His recommendation to aspiring actors was to embrace conflict and competition…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Coca-Cola, Uber Alles

READY, FIRE, AIM: Coca-Cola, Uber Alles

Posted on September 12, 2025September 12, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Can junk food actually have a nationality? Absolutely.  Just like cigarettes can…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Shameful Claims from the BBC

READY, FIRE, AIM: Shameful Claims from the BBC

Posted on September 11, 2025September 11, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Energy Crisis That Created Champagne Bottles

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Energy Crisis That Created Champagne Bottles

Posted on September 10, 2025September 10, 2025 by Louis Cannon

In the 1920s, Dom Pérignon got his name appended to a high-class champagne made by Moët et Chandon, and a statue was erected in his honor…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Yes, I Am Biodegradable

READY, FIRE, AIM: Yes, I Am Biodegradable

Posted on September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 by Louis Cannon

A growing number of cemeteries in the United States now allow green burials. The first, Ramsey Creek Preserve, began its operations in 1998…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Laughter is the Best Medicine

READY, FIRE, AIM: Laughter is the Best Medicine

Posted on September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Little Things That Matter

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Little Things That Matter

Posted on September 3, 2025September 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Some people, these days, seem very concerned about little things. Like, for example, microplastics…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Letter to a Young Poet

READY, FIRE, AIM: Letter to a Young Poet

Posted on September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

If you’ve decided to become a poet, “love” is a word you will find yourself tempted to use… more than, say, “alembic”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Very Best Holiday in America

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Very Best Holiday in America

Posted on September 1, 2025September 1, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I imagine some people are celebrating Labor Day… which is today, according to my calendar…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Hearing Aids Shock Us

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Hearing Aids Shock Us

Posted on August 29, 2025August 29, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’m getting to that age where I could probably benefit from hearing aids…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ring! Her Dress! His Shorts!

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ring! Her Dress! His Shorts!

Posted on August 28, 2025August 28, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Few celebrity engagements in modern history, save for those of the royals (and even then only some), can stop a news cycle in its tracks the way this one has…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Artificially Intelligent History

READY, FIRE, AIM: Artificially Intelligent History

Posted on August 27, 2025August 27, 2025 by Louis Cannon

At some point in the distant future, historians will look back on 2025, and make note of a report from Microsoft predicting the 40 jobs most likely to be replaced by artificial intelligence…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Brains Like Sponges?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Brains Like Sponges?

Posted on August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Trump says making English the national language promotes ‘unity’ and ‘a more cohesive and efficient society…’

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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