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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Chip Smuggling, Out of Control?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Chip Smuggling, Out of Control?

Posted on June 23, 2025June 23, 2025 by Louis Cannon

In my experience, the chips aisle was always one of the best stocked aisles at the grocery store…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

BOOKISH: Reject This

Posted on June 19, 2025June 19, 2025 by Richard Donnelly

Emily and Derek have received a string of rejections, and they’re delighted. “Finally some feedback,” Derek said. What about school? I asked. As MFA students, READ MORE

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Tourists are Arriving... Where's My Squirt Gun?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Tourists are Arriving… Where’s My Squirt Gun?

Posted on June 18, 2025June 18, 2025 by Louis Cannon

The photo shows a couple of angry residents in Barcelona taking part of mass demonstrations, to protest the number of visitors to the Spanish city…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: How Smart Am I, Really?

READY, FIRE, AIM: How Smart Am I, Really?

Posted on June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“I am worried about what will happen when AI systems begin to interact with each other…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Taking Our Temperature

READY, FIRE, AIM: Taking Our Temperature

Posted on June 16, 2025June 16, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Enter, stage right, Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius, who cleverly devised a temperature scale based on the behavior of water…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Everything You Wanted to Know About Flag Day But Were Afraid to Ask

READY, FIRE, AIM: Everything You Wanted to Know About Flag Day But Were Afraid to Ask

Posted on June 13, 2025June 15, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’m thinking today about Flag Day, an annual celebration that takes place on June 14. Tomorrow, for instance…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Ultra-Processed Information

READY, FIRE, AIM: Ultra-Processed Information

Posted on June 12, 2025June 12, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Today, we’re excited to introduce Alexa+, our next-generation assistant powered by generative AI. Alexa+ is more conversational, smarter, personalized — and she helps you get things done…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: TACO Tuesday in a Dead Country

READY, FIRE, AIM: TACO Tuesday in a Dead Country

Posted on June 11, 2025June 11, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Certain restaurants have been advertising tacos on Tuesday since at least 1933. (In Norway and Sweden, tacos are served on Fridays, I understand….)

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Count Your Blessings... But Don't Count on Them

READY, FIRE, AIM: Count Your Blessings… But Don’t Count on Them

Posted on June 10, 2025June 10, 2025 by Louis Cannon

My dad used to say to me, “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Trouble on Broligarchy Airlines

READY, FIRE, AIM: Trouble on Broligarchy Airlines

Posted on June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Last week was highly entertaining, if you happen to be a humor columnist who knows how to laugh in the face of impending disaster…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Instant Coffee is My Friend

READY, FIRE, AIM: Instant Coffee is My Friend

Posted on June 4, 2025June 4, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Things are moving quickly, as you’ve probably noticed. Instant coffee can help…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Last Wilderness

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Last Wilderness

Posted on June 3, 2025June 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I am often attracted to words that seem inappropriate in their particular context…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Birds of a Feather, and Other Options

READY, FIRE, AIM: Birds of a Feather, and Other Options

Posted on June 2, 2025June 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Reportedly, it’s not completely unheard of for a Canada goose and a white-fronted goose to mate — but it’s unusual…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Land of Milk and Honey

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Land of Milk and Honey

Posted on May 30, 2025May 30, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Fortunately, this land — occupied at the time by a number of indigenous tribes — was within walking distance of Egypt…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The King of Canada

READY, FIRE, AIM: The King of Canada

Posted on May 28, 2025May 28, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“I would like to acknowledge that we are gathered on the unceded territory of the Algonquin Anishinaabeg people….”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE AIM: High Velocity Hot Dogs

READY, FIRE AIM: High Velocity Hot Dogs

Posted on May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 by Louis Cannon

‘Slaw Dog’, representing the Southeast region, emerged victorious in a thrilling finish, narrowly beating ‘Chicago Dog’ by about half a bun….

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video
READY, FIRE, AIM: America's Forthcoming Brain Drain

READY, FIRE, AIM: America’s Forthcoming Brain Drain

Posted on May 23, 2025May 23, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Now that we no longer need scientists in the U.S., it’s not clear how many American scientists will find work in other countries…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Carbon-Neutral Chocolate

READY, FIRE, AIM: Carbon-Neutral Chocolate

Posted on May 21, 2025May 21, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I had not heard about carbon-neutral chocolate until just yesterday…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Some Heavy Thoughts About Gravity

READY, FIRE, AIM: Some Heavy Thoughts About Gravity

Posted on May 20, 2025May 20, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’ve rarely had any issues with gravity. Most of my experiences have been overwhelmingly positive…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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