Every mother, and every child, knows a vegetable when they see one…
Author: Louis Cannon
Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all. You can read more stories on his Substack account.
READY, FIRE, AIM: Winners Never Cheat and Cheaters Never Win
I assume ReplayPoker.com was interested in knowing which online poker players were cheating, because poker sometimes involves large amounts of money…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Democratic Republic of California
Any car manufacturer who wants to remain profitable in America pretty much has to bow down and kiss the feet of the California regulators…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why Killer Whales Evolved Menopause
Killer whales and humans are two of the rare, and lucky, species who can enjoy life, long after having kids…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The World is a Better Place When You Have Enough Tacos
Such a simple, yet ultimately profound, message…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Crime, Homelessness, and Sports
Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao gave her first ‘State of the City’ address on Tuesday, and presented her vision for how best to tackle the city’s major issues…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Burning Down the House
“With the world in flames, Republicans in the House need to elect a Speaker ASAP…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sacrament of Confession
Confession is good for your soul. And the world. Even if you don’t believe in God…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Best of Pagosa Springs
Obviously, whoever voted in this contest gave the wrong answer. Pagosa Springs didn’t even get third place…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Bed Bugs of Paris
Can the French Union for Pest Control outrun the bed bugs? The situation doesn’t look too promising…
READY, FIRE, AIM: How Sick is Too Sick?
According to Colorado Education Commissioner Susana Cordova, the CDE would like to see children attending school…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Marxist Bankers Want to Destroy America
It pretty much goes without saying, that Marxists are bad people. They want nothing more than to subjugate the U.S. to a soul-destroying idea…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dave Young Applauds Colorado SecureSavings Program
If I were the State Treasurer, I would also want to applaud a state-facilitated auto-IRA program…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Indigenous Columbus Day
In my spare time, I’ve been learning about cognitive dissonance…
READY, FIRE, AIM: This is Your Brain on Renewable Energy
But what would happen if the world stopped drilling oil wells?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Colorado’s Public Square, Reimagined
But really, isn’t that what we expect from journalists? Mildly depressing warnings about what’s actually going on?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Best Holiday Very Close
The amazing progress that humankind has made since the invention of the iPhone now allows me to choose a range of high-tech lighting patterns on my Christmas tree…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Send in the Clowns
Speaker McCarthy has spent the past eight months trying to get the House Republicans to agree on a plan…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Robot K9s, But Where’s the Leash?
Reportedly, “Spot” can run, climb stairs, and open doors, and can be equipped with cameras and microphones…