READY, FIRE, AIM: But We Have Ted Nugent

I didn’t believe it at first. Same as with QAnon, which I didn’t believe at first.

Taylor Swift isn’t merely a fabulous performer and songwriter. She’s also a “psyop” in a scheme to steal the presidential election (again).

“Psyop” being short for “psychological operative”.

And her boyfriend Travis Kelce, tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs. Him too.

When the Kansas City Chiefs romp to a Super Bowl victory on February 11 — courtesy of CIA agents, posing as referees — tight end Travis Kelce will bring his superstar girlfriend onto the field, drop to one knee, and propose. Their engagement will unleash a media maelstrom and create the conditions for Taylor Swift’s hugely significant endorsement of president Joe Biden.

One of our prominent MAGA spokesmen, Jack Posobiec, revealed the plot in a recent speech to Trump supporters:

“And so, when it comes to winning these elections, we have to understand the new game. And when I talk about Taylor Swift, it’s so obvious to me. She’s the perfect vehicle to go to those low-propensity white liberal women, to say, ‘I need you to come out; I need you to come out’ — for what will be the issue — abortion. Abortion will be the issue. ‘I need you to come out…'”

I wasn’t sure what a ‘low-propensity’ woman was, so I had to look it up. Apparently, it means, a woman who usually doesn’t bother to vote. My own mother is a low-propensity voter, but I doubt she can be influenced by Taylor Swift. Plus, she’s a ’49ers fan.

Mr. Posobiec:

“…Unfortunately, I have to live in the world of what potential threats could be out there, and the indicators and warning right now are off the charts — that of course she came out as a Democrat in 2020; she attacked Marsha Blackburn in 2018; she’s turned out voters in the past using her social media presence. And so it really seems…

“…And The New York Times has said that the Biden administration is already working on what they call the ‘Taylor Strategy’. So it’s not about her, as a person; it’s about the machine that’s around her and how they can use the power of her celebrity. And people have said to me, ‘Wait a minute, Jack. Celebrities have always gotten into politics…'”

So true. Military hero Dwight Eisenhower. Movie star Ronald Reagan. Reality TV star Donald Trump. It can happen.

Mr. Posobiec continued:

“Celebrities have always gotten into politics… but it matters now, because they’ve changed the system of voting. Because they changed it to ballots…”

Ah, yes. That diabolical change. Election officials making people use ballots. So sneaky.

“And by the way, we can do this as well. We don’t have a Taylor Swift on our side. But you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people. We have Jon Voight…”

We have Jon Voight! Also, we have Roseanne Barr, and Randy Quaid. And other influencers. Alex Jones. Mike Lindell. But the influencers on the MAGA side… they’re not ‘psyops’. They’re ordinary patriotic Americans.

The history of ‘psychological operations’ has been checkered. North Vietnam messed around with it, back in the late ’60s, trying to discourage U.S. troops with radio broadcasts. But the only people who got discouraged was the Nixon administration — who didn’t even hear the broadcasts.

But somehow, the Biden administration has set this whole thing up with Travis and Taylor. First, sending Taylor out on a $2 billion music tour, and then arranging for the Chiefs to beat the Ravens 17-10, and then stacking the Super Bowl with fake refs.

All the low-propensity white liberal women will get taken in by the romance of the whole thing, and will be fooled into voting for a rocktogenerian.

If only we could get Ted Nugent to propose to Roseanne Barr on national TV. I bet FOX News could set up something like that.

But it would be the real thing. Not psyop.

Louis Cannon

Louis Cannon

Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all.