My buddy Joe got his booster vaccination three weeks ago, and had absolutely no side effects from it…
Category: Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Pablo Escobar’s Hippopotami as ‘Interested Persons’
Like the notorious criminal who introduced them to Columbia, they’re a source of endless controversy. But mostly, they are loved by the other persons living in Columbia…
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Will Never Be Fully Vaccinated
Someone posted an image of a holy man — apparently, a patron saint — holding a sleepy-eyed capybara, with the caption, “Rezale a San Carpincho para que no tengas Covid-19…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Really, Really Hate China
I gather, from Senator Bennet’s remarks, that he hates China as much as I do, but for slightly different reasons…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Does God Exist? … Or, a 13-Year Visit to Saturn
The 20-year project featured a weird-looking space probe the size of a school bus that spent 13 years orbiting the big planet, doing research that will make life better for all of us…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Positive Energy
“Wouldn’t you like some positive energy?” she would ask me, sipping on her big mug of tea…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Very Tangled Supply Chain
Now many of us are learning that there’s a very complicated web of industrial and agricultural industries located in various counties, all dependent upon one another…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Lovely Day to Land Your Space Capsule in the Desert
William Shatner? The guy who pretended to travel around the galaxy in the Starship Enterprise as Captain James T. Kirk?…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Cute Republicans
Of course, once you scroll past all the baby stuff, way down the page, you can actually find some cute Republicans…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Weight of Hydrogen
My mom and dad had a record album titled ‘Led Zeppelin’, and the cover art portrayed the Hindenburg zeppelin catching fire…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Celebrating Indigenous Columbus People’s Day
President Biden had issued a proclamation, marking October 11 as Indigenous People’s Day. The President had also issued a proclamation, marking October 11 as Columbus Day…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Adventures in Disorganized Complexity
Nowadays, you can easily find a drawing of a jet engine online. If you’re lucky, it will be animated…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Watching the Clock
This photo, above, is slightly outdated. The current federal debt is closer to $28 trillion. About $225,000 per family…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Brief Message from My Congresswoman, Lauren Boebert
Luckily, Congresswoman Boebert has numerous supporters. (I think this photo is her with some of her supporters, in Washington…)
READY, FIRE, AIM: Think Responsibly
“T-shirts are one of those things which naturally pile up. They’re cheap, so whenever an interesting one catches my eye, I buy it…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Pagosa Springs and the Miracle of an Export Economy
The miracle to which I am referring is the miracle of an export economy, something that Pagosa Springs had in spades, many years ago…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Things You Might See, While Driving a Dodge RAM
The exterior is for the girls to admire, but when you are the guy driving a Dodge RAM, the truck’s interior is where the rubber really meets the road…
HMPRESENTLY: If I Ruffle His Feathers Again, Will Donald Trump, At Last, Insult Me?
Didn’t he mock Pete Buttigieg, who’s now the nation’s Secretary of Transportation, by nicknaming him ‘Alfred E. Neuman’…?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sharing in the Governor’s Pride
And let me say, I am especially proud of Archuleta County. I don’t know what we did to deserve such a low incidence rate…