The people who investigate the unfortunate condition of ‘languishing’ have had plenty to study over the past couple of years…
Category: Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The One-Track Mind
When he was young, my dad used to ride a train to and from work, so he understood a bit about train tracks…
READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Talk About Conspiracy Theories (Without Getting Hurt)
Few conversations are more likely to get you punched in the face than a conversation about conspiracy theories…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Employment Crisis on the Moon
The new mineral is believed to be about 1 billion years younger than the ones retrieved by the U.S. and Russia during the 1970s…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Who Wants to Fix the Damn Roads?
“In May of 2021, Governor Polis promised that we are finally going to fix the damn roads. Well, that has not happened. In fact, things are worse…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Our Complicated Love Affair with Basis Points
You might have thought The Fed would have seen them coming…
READY, AIM, FIRE: Democrats Stole My Car
I’m not sure why Democrats stole my car. It needed a new transmission. In fact, it didn’t even run…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Inflation
Driving down Highway 160, here in Pagosa Springs, I got a warm, fuzzy feeling seeing the marquee sign at the McDonald’s…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Will There Be Naps in Heaven?
I learned about napping from hanging out with my cat, Roscoe. Roscoe takes a nap several times a day, at the drop of a hat…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Where’s the Beef?
Basically, this is a wheat sandwich, with chicken flavoring. Wheat “meat” in a wheat bun…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Where’s COVID, When We Really Need It?
He also said I should stop eating SPAM, if I wanted to live long enough to collect Social Security…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Some Friendly Advice for Our Local Governments, About Divorce
Reason Number One: Wait until the kids are out of the house…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Population Bomb
I had heard about Paul Ehrlich’s book — for some unknown reason, it was a best seller when it came out…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Power of Money
The Beatles tried to warn us. Were we listening?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Pleading the Fifth
We generally hear about criminals pleading the Fifth. What business did the aides of the U.S. Secretary of State have, refusing to answer questions…?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Money for Nothin’
Times change, but the you can always count on finding bad news, when you really need it…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Where are the Mushrooms, When We Need Them Most?
The latest thing in mushroom therapy, apparently, is ‘microdosing’: eating small amounts of normally-hallucinogenic fungi…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sunset of Social Media?
I’m not a big fan of social media, as you can tell. I had barely heard of ‘TikTok’, but I was more familiar with Facebook…
READY, FIRE, AIM: If I Were King
I noticed that the price of gas had dropped by a few pennies, and I found myself wondering how that had happened…