Category: Humor/Fiction

You might have thought The Fed would have seen them coming…

I’m not sure why Democrats stole my car.  It needed a new transmission.  In fact, it didn’t even run…

I learned about napping from hanging out with my cat, Roscoe.  Roscoe takes a nap several times a day, at the drop of a hat…

Basically, this is a wheat sandwich, with chicken flavoring. Wheat “meat” in a wheat bun…

He also said I should stop eating SPAM, if I wanted to live long enough to collect Social Security…

Reason Number One: Wait until the kids are out of the house…

I had heard about Paul Ehrlich’s book — for some unknown reason, it was a best seller when it came out…

The Beatles tried to warn us. Were we listening?

We generally hear about criminals pleading the Fifth.  What business did the aides of the U.S. Secretary of State have, refusing to answer questions…?

Times change, but the you can always count on finding bad news, when you really need it…

The latest thing in mushroom therapy, apparently, is ‘microdosing’:  eating small amounts of normally-hallucinogenic fungi…

I’m not a big fan of social media, as you can tell. I had barely heard of ‘TikTok’, but I was more familiar with Facebook…

I noticed that the price of gas had dropped by a few pennies, and I found myself wondering how that had happened…

If I wanted constant rain, I could live in Seattle. But then I would probably have to work for Microsoft, so forget it…

To paraphrase a famous book, “A man does not live by pizza and beer alone, but also by overripe bananas…”