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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM:  Yes, the Sky is Falling, and Yes, You Can Sue

READY, FIRE, AIM: Yes, the Sky is Falling, and Yes, You Can Sue

Posted on July 2, 2024July 2, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“No one was hurt, but a lawyer for the Florida family said the near miss could have been catastrophic…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Least Funny Presidential Debate Ever

Posted on July 1, 2024July 1, 2024 by Louis Cannon

To be completely honest, I didn’t have time to watch the Presidential debate on Thursday…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Swear, You Swear, We All Swear, for Ice Cream

READY, FIRE, AIM: I Swear, You Swear, We All Swear, for Ice Cream

Posted on June 28, 2024June 28, 2024 by Louis Cannon

This was not just any old swear word.  It was in fact a “great” swear word…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Campus Protest, Explained

READY, FIRE, AIM: Campus Protest, Explained

Posted on June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Welcome to Pagosa Springs University!  We’re happy to have you join us…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ten Commandments, in Every Classroom

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ten Commandments, in Every Classroom

Posted on June 25, 2024June 25, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“This bill mandates the display of the Ten Commandments in every classroom in the state of Louisiana…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  What's a Bat Worth to You?

READY, FIRE, AIM: What’s a Bat Worth to You?

Posted on June 24, 2024June 24, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Bats, like the rest of us, spend much of their lives eating…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Our Criminal Presidents

READY, FIRE, AIM: Our Criminal Presidents

Posted on June 21, 2024June 21, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Which is to say, it’s not your actions that determine whether you are a criminal or not; it’s whether you can get elected President afterwards…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Having a Baby Changes You Forever

READY, FIRE, AIM: Having a Baby Changes You Forever

Posted on June 20, 2024June 20, 2024 by Louis Cannon

A couple of years ago, the internet featured plenty of stories about young people who’d decided not to have children…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Plutonium Pits and Abortion Pills

READY, FIRE, AIM: Plutonium Pits and Abortion Pills

Posted on June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Such bombs can kill a fairly large number of people…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  The Only Good Baptist Preacher is a Male Baptist Preacher

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Only Good Baptist Preacher is a Male Baptist Preacher

Posted on June 17, 2024June 17, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Trop grande familiarité engendre mesprisement…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Choose Your Poison, Before It Chooses You

READY, FIRE, AIM: Choose Your Poison, Before It Chooses You

Posted on June 14, 2024June 14, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The poem didn’t include a blank space for my answer, so maybe it was a rhetorical question.  But what if Mr. Berry really wanted an answer?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Magic of Magical Thinking

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Magic of Magical Thinking

Posted on June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 by Louis Cannon

If you feel like researching this topic — and I’m not suggesting that you do, but if you do — a good search prompt is “cognitive biases”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Shark? Or Electrocution? What Should You Choose?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Shark? Or Electrocution? What Should You Choose?

Posted on June 12, 2024June 12, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Welcome to the Anthropocene

READY, FIRE, AIM: Welcome to the Anthropocene

Posted on June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Geologists and stratigraphers don’t own the concept. People can just walk outside, and they recognize we’re in the Anthropocene….

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Colors of the Future

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Colors of the Future

Posted on June 10, 2024June 10, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Pagosa Springs has become a bit more prideful these days, although we don’t yet have a Pride Parade like they have in most big cities…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Dying to Get Elected

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dying to Get Elected

Posted on June 7, 2024June 7, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Politics have gotten a bit weird lately…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Pre-bunking for a Better World

READY, FIRE, AIM: Pre-bunking for a Better World

Posted on June 5, 2024June 5, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Daily Post readers are probably aware of vaccinations, from a couple of years back when they were the latest fad…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Colorado, Home of the 'Cleanest' Oil & Gas Molecules

READY, FIRE, AIM: Colorado, Home of the ‘Cleanest’ Oil & Gas Molecules

Posted on June 4, 2024June 3, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I have a vague sense of what a molecule is… left over from a high school chemistry class…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Has Donald Trump Learned His Lesson?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Has Donald Trump Learned His Lesson?

Posted on June 3, 2024June 3, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“These are bad people. These are, in many cases, I believe, sick people…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction, News/Politics
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