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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Joe Says Facebook is Killing Us… Like, Duh

Posted on July 21, 2021July 21, 2021 by Louis Cannon

I guess technically, the President wasn’t saying that Facebook is killing everybody. Only certain people…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  The Sperm Parameters, Before and After

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sperm Parameters, Before and After

Posted on July 20, 2021July 20, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Some sperm swim in a straight line, aiming for the target, like Harvard undergrads majoring in Business Administration…

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READY, FIRE, AIM: The Death of the 40-Hour Work Week

Posted on July 19, 2021July 19, 2021 by Louis Cannon

I assume this phenomenon has been accompanied by a sharp increase in Netflix subscriptions…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: California Roars Back

Posted on July 16, 2021July 16, 2021 by Louis Cannon

It seems that this California program is actually working, because Governor Newsom posted this authentic testimonial from one of his constituents…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I’m Not Headed to Tokyo

Posted on July 14, 2021July 16, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Another abnormal thing, is protesters standing around outside the stadium, with banners written in English and Japanese…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: In the Oval Office

Posted on July 13, 2021July 13, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Marty waved a hand in my direction. “Are we okay, talking with this guy in the room?” he queried…

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READY, FIRE, AIM: Space, the Final Tourism Frontier

Posted on July 12, 2021July 12, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Space is now the final tourism frontier. And tourists — especially, very wealthy tourists — don’t want to be crammed into a space capsule…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Non-Binary Sexuality, a 4,000-Year-Old Tradition

READY, FIRE, AIM: Non-Binary Sexuality, a 4,000-Year-Old Tradition

Posted on July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 by Louis Cannon

I have found the current discussions about non-binary gender to be wonderfully confounding…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Lobsters Loom Large in British Parliament Debates

Posted on July 8, 2021July 8, 2021 by Louis Cannon

What is sentience? As suggested by Charles Darwin 150 years ago, it’s the ability to feel “pleasure and pain, happiness and misery…”

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READY, FIRE, AIM: Those Beloved Airplanes

Posted on July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 by Louis Cannon

But… now that I’ve wondered about how much the Blue Angels would cost… I can’t stop thinking about it….

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READY, FIRE, AIM: Six Styles of Love… Pick Your Favorite

Posted on July 6, 2021July 6, 2021 by Louis Cannon

“You might say that you love your partner, or your family, or your best friend, your job or even your car. Clearly, you’re using the term in different ways…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Give Me Liberty... and Give Me Death

READY, FIRE, AIM: Give Me Liberty… and Give Me Death

Posted on July 5, 2021July 5, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Allegedly, a member of the Second Virginia Convention in 1775 — Patrick Henry — made an inflammatory speech at St. John’s Church in Richmond, Virginia…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Get a College Degree; Live a Long, Boring Life

Posted on July 1, 2021July 1, 2021 by Louis Cannon

What the researchers also failed to mention is that too much of a good thing is not a good thing. And that includes too much education…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Pizzas Ate My Freezer

Posted on June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 by Louis Cannon

While this ideological revolution was taking place, however, the industrial food conspiracy was working behind the scenes to make me more unhealthy than ever…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Hard Times in the Neighborhood

Posted on June 28, 2021June 28, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Over 1,000 catalytic converters have been stolen from the undersides of automobiles in Denver, and so far — reportedly — law enforcement has not made a single arrest…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: How To Make Kung Pao Chicken That Tastes Better than Takeout

Posted on June 23, 2021June 23, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Here, I happily share my simple approach to home-made Kung Pao, without making an unnecessary trip to City Market…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Virus Fails the 'Fairness' Test

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Virus Fails the ‘Fairness’ Test

Posted on June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Several things jumped out at me. For one thing, the virus evidently doesn’t much care whether I have a college degree, or not…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Eating Crackers in Church… or Maybe Not

Posted on June 21, 2021June 21, 2021 by Louis Cannon

We will mention that the Chinese News Service did not cover the Biden story… although they did publish a photo of a new ‘drone taxi’…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Herd Immunity

READY, FIRE, AIM: Herd Immunity

Posted on June 15, 2021June 15, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Now that summer is upon us, the herds have appeared, again…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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