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Author: Louis Cannon

Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all. You can read more stories on his Substack account.
READY, FIRE, AIM: Think Everything is Awful?  You Might Be Right

READY, FIRE, AIM: Think Everything is Awful? You Might Be Right

Posted on October 11, 2022October 11, 2022 by Louis Cannon

Turns out that, on October 3, the illustrious Nobel Foundation gave their $900,000 prize for ‘Medicine’ to Swedish scientist Svante Pääbo…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Taxing Our Way Into Paradise

READY, FIRE, AIM: Taxing Our Way Into Paradise

Posted on October 10, 2022October 10, 2022 by Louis Cannon

100 years ago, taxes were rare in Pagosa Springs.  As rare as automobiles, for instance, or tourists.  Almost as rare as silk top hats…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Feeling Apathetic? You Might Be A Languisher

Posted on October 5, 2022October 5, 2022 by Louis Cannon

The people who investigate the unfortunate condition of ‘languishing’ have had plenty to study over the past couple of years…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  The One-Track Mind

READY, FIRE, AIM: The One-Track Mind

Posted on October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 by Louis Cannon

When he was young, my dad used to ride a train to and from work, so he understood a bit about train tracks…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Talk About Conspiracy Theories (Without Getting Hurt)

Posted on September 28, 2022September 28, 2022 by Louis Cannon

Few conversations are more likely to get you punched in the face than a conversation about conspiracy theories…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Employment Crisis on the Moon

Posted on September 21, 2022June 15, 2023 by Louis Cannon

The new mineral is believed to be about 1 billion years younger than the ones retrieved by the U.S. and Russia during the 1970s…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Who Wants to Fix the Damn Roads?

Posted on September 20, 2022September 20, 2022 by Louis Cannon

“In May of 2021, Governor Polis promised that we are finally going to fix the damn roads. Well, that has not happened. In fact, things are worse…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Our Complicated Love Affair with Basis Points

Posted on September 15, 2022September 15, 2022 by Louis Cannon

You might have thought The Fed would have seen them coming…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, AIM, FIRE: Democrats Stole My Car

Posted on September 14, 2022September 14, 2022 by Louis Cannon

I’m not sure why Democrats stole my car.  It needed a new transmission.  In fact, it didn’t even run…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Inflation

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Inflation

Posted on September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 by Louis Cannon

Driving down Highway 160, here in Pagosa Springs, I got a warm, fuzzy feeling seeing the marquee sign at the McDonald’s…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Will There Be Naps in Heaven?

Posted on September 6, 2022September 6, 2022 by Louis Cannon

I learned about napping from hanging out with my cat, Roscoe.  Roscoe takes a nap several times a day, at the drop of a hat…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Where’s the Beef?

Posted on September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 by Louis Cannon

Basically, this is a wheat sandwich, with chicken flavoring. Wheat “meat” in a wheat bun…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Where’s COVID, When We Really Need It?

Posted on August 31, 2022August 31, 2022 by Louis Cannon

He also said I should stop eating SPAM, if I wanted to live long enough to collect Social Security…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Some Friendly Advice for Our Local Governments, About Divorce

Posted on August 29, 2022August 29, 2022 by Louis Cannon

Reason Number One: Wait until the kids are out of the house…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Population Bomb

Posted on August 26, 2022August 26, 2022 by Louis Cannon

I had heard about Paul Ehrlich’s book — for some unknown reason, it was a best seller when it came out…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Power of Money

Posted on August 24, 2022August 24, 2022 by Louis Cannon

The Beatles tried to warn us. Were we listening?

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Pleading the Fifth

Posted on August 16, 2022August 16, 2022 by Louis Cannon

We generally hear about criminals pleading the Fifth.  What business did the aides of the U.S. Secretary of State have, refusing to answer questions…?

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Money for Nothin’

Posted on August 15, 2022August 15, 2022 by Louis Cannon

Times change, but the you can always count on finding bad news, when you really need it…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Where are the Mushrooms, When We Need Them Most?

Posted on August 11, 2022August 11, 2022 by Louis Cannon

The latest thing in mushroom therapy, apparently, is ‘microdosing’:  eating small amounts of normally-hallucinogenic fungi…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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