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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Narco-Terrorists in New York

READY, FIRE, AIM: Narco-Terrorists in New York

Posted on March 30, 2026April 4, 2026 by Louis Cannon

As many people believe, President Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, were captured by the U.S. military in January…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dogs with OCD

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dogs with OCD

Posted on March 27, 2026March 27, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I can’t blame that outcome entirely on the dog. But things at our house definitely took a turn…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Right to Repair

READY, FIRE, AIM: Right to Repair

Posted on March 26, 2026March 25, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Back in May 2024, Governor Jared Polis signed House Bill 24-1121 into law, giving me the right to repair my electronic devices…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Policeman of the World

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Policeman of the World

Posted on March 25, 2026March 25, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“President Trump said ‘We are not the policeman of the world.’ He ran on that….”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Leaks and Delays

READY, FIRE, AIM: Leaks and Delays

Posted on March 24, 2026March 24, 2026 by Louis Cannon

As noted, Artemis I flew to the moon and back, hardly worse for wear, except the little missing piece of the heat shield…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Cockroaches In Love

READY, FIRE, AIM: Cockroaches In Love

Posted on March 19, 2026March 19, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I knew that certain birds pair up and figure out how to make things work with the same partner for their entire lives. And also certain mammals, and fish.  Even humans, occasionally…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: 150 Years of Choosing Cheapness

READY, FIRE, AIM: 150 Years of Choosing Cheapness

Posted on March 17, 2026March 17, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Over the last 150 years in the United States, we have chosen cheapness at the expense of environmental quality…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: 'Big Phrygian'

READY, FIRE, AIM: ‘Big Phrygian’

Posted on March 16, 2026March 16, 2026 by Louis Cannon

My wonderment led to the realization that, actually, I don’t know the names of any American artists… famous or non-famous…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Conquest of Happiness

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Conquest of Happiness

Posted on March 13, 2026March 13, 2026 by Louis Cannon

In his book, Mr. Russell proposes that most people are unhappy, and that we really have no excuse for complaining, especially in civilized countries…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Business-Friendly Approach to Zombies

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Business-Friendly Approach to Zombies

Posted on March 12, 2026March 12, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Zombies probably can’t be trained to fill high-tech positions,” Dr. Spengler explained…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Respectfully Requesting Your Testimony About Sex Work

READY, FIRE, AIM: Respectfully Requesting Your Testimony About Sex Work

Posted on March 9, 2026March 9, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Surely, sex work is complicated enough without getting the state government involved….

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Four Cheers for Women's History Month

READY, FIRE, AIM: Four Cheers for Women’s History Month

Posted on March 6, 2026March 6, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I understand that three cheers are traditional, although I have not run across any explanation for there being “three” cheers instead of, say, two or four or five…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Barbecued Liver

READY, FIRE, AIM: Barbecued Liver

Posted on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“If you buy, you know, a porterhouse steak, it’s going to… it’s going to set you back [a few dollars]…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dang... What's the Endgame?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dang… What’s the Endgame?

Posted on March 3, 2026March 3, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Trump’s Iran endgame unclear after mixed messaging on war aims…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Love and Extraterrestrials, Mathematically Speaking

READY, FIRE, AIM: Love and Extraterrestrials, Mathematically Speaking

Posted on March 2, 2026March 2, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Of all the women in the UK,  all Peter is looking for is someone who lives near him, somebody in the right age range, somebody with a university degree…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Retire Often... in Iceland?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Retire Often… in Iceland?

Posted on February 27, 2026February 27, 2026 by Louis Cannon

The web designer has included graphic images that suggest the real story, not told by the text itself…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: At the Museum of Personal Failure

READY, FIRE, AIM: At the Museum of Personal Failure

Posted on February 26, 2026February 26, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Still, I was surprised to learn about the opening of the Museum of Personal Failure… in Vancouver, British Columbia…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Is Brain Rot a Real Thing?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Is Brain Rot a Real Thing?

Posted on February 25, 2026February 25, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Typically, brain-rotting activities take place on a person’s phone…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Rocking the Workout with Kid Rock

READY, FIRE, AIM: Rocking the Workout with Kid Rock

Posted on February 24, 2026March 7, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Two simple messages… delivered in a 90-second video… set to the tune of the Kid Rock’s 1999 hit song “Bawitdaba…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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