Category: Humor/Fiction

When the script calls for kissing, you sure as hell better do some kissing. If you want to collect your paycheck…

There’s almost nothing humans enjoy more than watching somebody slip on a banana peel, or get a martini thrown in their face…

“Pensacola, Florida broke the snowfall record with 8.9 inches of snow. The previous record for Pensacola was 3 inches of snow, set back in the 1895…”

When I asked our editor to find an appropriate photo to illustrate today’s humor column, he came up with a photo of ‘Porthos’ spiced sardines…

The video surveillance clip showed a little robot named Erbai approaching several larger robots parked by a wall in a darkened exhibition hall…

“Archuleta County held its final Y2K meeting of the year Tuesday, just 10 days before the possible appearance of the computer glitch that some say will bring civilization its knees…”

“…One study found a 20 percent reduction in mortality among those who read books compared to those who didn’t…”

“Tarzan, I want to run a possible dinner idea by you to get your opinion, if you have a minute…”

Once you open the Tik Tok app, you can find yourself swiping from one video to the next, hoping to find something worthy of your time and attention…

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world….”

“Each gummy contains 350mg of Amanita Muscaria, a federally legal medley of mushrooms that deliver a psychoactive experience…”

I don’t speak French, so I was pleased when the folks at Apoteo Surprise Paris posted the news, in English…

“For all those that want to save TikTok in America, vote Trump,” he declared in an all-caps message on Truth Social….

Our elected legislators in Denver seem to enjoy nothing more than creating new laws…

I don’t normally make any new year’s resolutions.  But this year will be different…

The obvious prediction — as offered in media reports of this scientific achievement — is that a fruit fly brain map is just the beginning…

Another high point came in 1977, when President Jimmy Carter pardoned more than 200,000 Vietnam War draft dodgers…