Category: Humor/Fiction

It seemed like life simply couldn’t get any funnier…

Eventually, Pagosa Springs will come back to life and our local newspapers will, once again, have criminal activity and outrageous government blunders to write about…

Please don’t take this as a cynical criticism, but does Mitch McConnnell look like someone who takes action “fast”?

A related controversy concerns the direction the team might take with the new name…

Back in April, when all the toilet paper disappeared, I came to the conclusion that Little Debbie Happy Camper Cakes were probably next to go…

“Weddings, Jared. Weddings. Dozens, maybe hundreds of people, of all ages, laughing, drinking champagne, dancing, making speeches. Just think about it…”

“Well, for the most part, we’re seeing what we’ve been seeing, in the past, good kids out there, adapting to sheltering in place and attending school remotely…”

The waiting room was almost empty when I walked in, which should have been a red flag. But I took it as good luck; I wouldn’t have to wait in a long line to get my vaccination…

That was all the encouragement I needed, to start picturing myself in a tuxedo, playing a Steinway and backed by a symphony orchestra…

The third float featured Santa Claus, making his traditional appearance in his magical, reindeer-drawn sleigh, accompanied by Ms. Claus and several elves…

Sources inside the White House say the President is serious about acknowledging Biden as president-elect, on the condition that the GOP formally change its name…

“I just look at the graphs, in the COVID section. Who can keep up with all the articles?”

The world, it would seem, has gone mad…

As far as I can tell, intelligence is nothing new, and neither is ignorance. Clearly, they both existed in measurable quantities in September 1843…