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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Old News is Good News

READY, FIRE, AIM: Old News is Good News

Posted on April 4, 2024April 7, 2024 by Louis Cannon

What just happened? I mean, like, yesterday? Or even earlier this morning?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Boredom Doesn't Have to be Boring

READY, FIRE, AIM: Boredom Doesn’t Have to be Boring

Posted on April 2, 2024April 2, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Host Manoush Zomorodi inspires us to learn more about the world, our communities, and most importantly, ourselves….”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
Natural Grocers Debuts 'Spin & Blend' Fitness Classes… Coming Soon?

Natural Grocers Debuts ‘Spin & Blend’ Fitness Classes… Coming Soon?

Posted on April 1, 2024April 1, 2024 by Post Contributor

“We had to add more fibrous and frozen ingredients to offset attendee enthusiasm, but now we have it dialed…”

Posted in Community, Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: My (Scary?) Joe Biden Coffee Mug

READY, FIRE, AIM: My (Scary?) Joe Biden Coffee Mug

Posted on April 1, 2024April 1, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Are the Democrats trying to tell us that President Biden has x-ray vision?  Or am I missing the joke?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Did Social Media Kill the Web... or Was It Us?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Did Social Media Kill the Web… or Was It Us?

Posted on March 29, 2024March 29, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I understand, that the grammar in the headline, which my editor picked for this column, might be ambiguous…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: McDaniel in the Lion's Den

READY, FIRE, AIM: McDaniel in the Lion’s Den

Posted on March 27, 2024March 27, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Ronna who?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of Flying

READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of Flying

Posted on March 26, 2024March 26, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“I’ve seen a lot of sensationalism around aviation lately. The fact is our aviation system is the safest in the world…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Complaining About Life in a Mountain Resort Town

READY, FIRE, AIM: Complaining About Life in a Mountain Resort Town

Posted on March 22, 2024March 22, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I’ll go ahead and say it: I don’t like being around people who complain…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  The Lucky One-Armed Shoemaker

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Lucky One-Armed Shoemaker

Posted on March 20, 2024March 21, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Once upon a time there lived, in the little town of Pigsweat, an old one-armed shoemaker named Oval Krnzt…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Who's Afraid of the Big Bad TikTok?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad TikTok?

Posted on March 19, 2024March 19, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The vote was 352 in favor; 65 opposed.  Pretty impressive disapproval of a social media company’s ownership model…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  How About Snake for Dinner?

READY, FIRE, AIM: How About Snake for Dinner?

Posted on March 15, 2024March 15, 2024 by Louis Cannon

You wouldn’t want to eat the entire snake, however. Not in one sitting, at least…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Modern Romance

READY, FIRE, AIM: Modern Romance

Posted on March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 by Louis Cannon

About ten years ago, comedian Aziz Ansari and NYU sociologist Eric Klinenberg designed a massive research project, including hundreds of interviews…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Stopped Worrying About Climate Change

READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Stopped Worrying About Climate Change

Posted on March 12, 2024March 12, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Curiously enough, I could hear my washing machine running when I came upon an article about the Carrington Event…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: March is Problem Government Awareness Month

READY, FIRE, AIM: March is Problem Government Awareness Month

Posted on March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Problem gambling is defined as all gambling behavior patterns that compromise, disrupt or damage personal, family or vocational pursuits…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Cookie Monster Weighs In on 'Shrinkflation'

READY, FIRE, AIM: Cookie Monster Weighs In on ‘Shrinkflation’

Posted on March 8, 2024March 8, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Maybe our Daily Post readers have noticed it? Our cookies are getting smaller? Or else, there’s fewer of them in the package?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Should I Be Wearing a Tie?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Should I Be Wearing a Tie?

Posted on March 6, 2024July 8, 2024 by Louis Cannon

For whatever reason, I was watching an old James Bond movie last night.  Having nothing better to do…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Two of Us, Going Nowhere

READY, FIRE, AIM: Two of Us, Going Nowhere

Posted on March 5, 2024March 5, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Admittedly, I don’t have a dog. I’m a cat person…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Lesson for Women's History Month

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Lesson for Women’s History Month

Posted on March 4, 2024March 4, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Apparently, Justice Scalia had a lot more faith in legislatures than I do…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Newcomer's Visit to 'Senior Planet'

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Newcomer’s Visit to ‘Senior Planet’

Posted on March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In 2004, a guy named Tom Kamber and a group of dedicated volunteers launched Older Adults Technology Services (OATS) with a mission to help seniors learn and use technology…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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