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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Late-Night Vending Machine

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Late-Night Vending Machine

Posted on October 31, 2024October 31, 2024 by Louis Cannon

No, I didn’t buy anything from the vending machine. Although I was sorely tempted…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
SPOOKY STORIES FOR HALLOWEEN: The Tell-Tale Project

SPOOKY STORIES FOR HALLOWEEN: The Tell-Tale Project

Posted on October 30, 2024October 30, 2024 by Post Contributor

Still, it sits — unfinished, like a monument to failure. And with it, that dreadful pulse — thump-thump, thump-thump…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Elephants Go To Court

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Elephants Go To Court

Posted on October 30, 2024October 30, 2024 by Louis Cannon

From what I can tell from the news reports, Missy, Kimba, Lucky, LouLou, and Jambo are not engaged in rebellion…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad Bunny Endorses Kamala Harris

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad Bunny Endorses Kamala Harris

Posted on October 29, 2024October 29, 2024 by Post Contributor

Donald Trump, for example, has been endorsed by a fair number of celebrities… but not by Bad Bunny…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Saving America, One Joke at a Time

READY, FIRE, AIM: Saving America, One Joke at a Time

Posted on October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Ms. Petri joked about her newspaper deciding not to endorse a candidate…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The View from the Neighbors' Window

READY, FIRE, AIM: The View from the Neighbors’ Window

Posted on October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Some might say, it’s really none of their business. But ‘business’ nowadays has a way of crossing the border…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fly Me to the Moon... or Better Yet, Mars

READY, FIRE, AIM: Fly Me to the Moon… or Better Yet, Mars

Posted on October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Elon Musk, reportedly the world’s wealthiest man, has reportedly begun giving away $1 million a day to randomly-selected registered voters…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

DEVIL MOUNTAIN CHRONICLES: My Apologies to the MAGA Cult

Posted on October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 by DC Duncan

I believe the sentence in question is within the third paragraph from the bottom of the story…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Crazy Humor of Donald Trump

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Crazy Humor of Donald Trump

Posted on October 23, 2024October 25, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Donald Trump knows exactly what he’s doing…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Chicken Little, and the Falling Inflation Rate, Part One

READY, FIRE, AIM: Chicken Little, and the Falling Inflation Rate, Part One

Posted on October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 by Louis Cannon

$3.09 for unleaded. We didn’t know how good we had it…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Past the Tipping Point

READY, FIRE, AIM: Past the Tipping Point

Posted on October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I believe in omens. Not everyone does.  Or at least, not everyone is willing to admit they believe in omens…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Pagosa Springs, New & Improved

READY, FIRE, AIM: Pagosa Springs, New & Improved

Posted on October 18, 2024October 18, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I came across an interesting comment in the Daily Post the other day… a letter to the editor written by Richard P. Reading…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad Language Makes Good Politics

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad Language Makes Good Politics

Posted on October 16, 2024October 16, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Politics abounds with bad language: lying and bullshitting, grandstanding and virtue signaling, code words and dogwhistles, and more…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: In Case You Missed Columbus Day

READY, FIRE, AIM: In Case You Missed Columbus Day

Posted on October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Historians have generally held the belief that Christopher Columbus was of Italian descent…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Psychopath Sitting Next to Me

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Psychopath Sitting Next to Me

Posted on October 14, 2024October 14, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Psychopaths, as they are portrayed in movies seemed to have qualities like viciousness and callousness that I didn’t see in myself…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of People Wearing Glasses

READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of People Wearing Glasses

Posted on October 11, 2024October 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I’ve always been a little weirded out by people who wear sunglasses indoors… or at night…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: November is Coming. Big Deal.

READY, FIRE, AIM: November is Coming. Big Deal.

Posted on October 9, 2024October 9, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The county clerks in Colorado are working overtime this week, getting ready to mail out the November ballots…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: They're Eating Cats in Colorado

READY, FIRE, AIM: They’re Eating Cats in Colorado

Posted on October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 by Louis Cannon

At least one hunter, interviewed for an article on TheMeatEater.com, makes his mountain lion meat into “breakfast sausage”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Tooth Fairy Economics

READY, FIRE, AIM: Tooth Fairy Economics

Posted on October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Affordable Dentures & Implants decided to investigate how much children are raking in for baby teeth left for the Tooth Fairy…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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