Category: Humor/Fiction

“I would like to acknowledge that we are gathered on the unceded territory of the Algonquin Anishinaabeg people….”

Now that we no longer need scientists in the U.S., it’s not clear how many American scientists will find work in other countries…

I had not heard about carbon-neutral chocolate until just yesterday…

I’ve rarely had any issues with gravity. Most of my experiences have been overwhelmingly positive…

The Articles of Confederation in 1777 stated that Canada “shall be admitted into, and entitled to all the advantages of this union,” at any time, no questions asked…

Apparently, winning four gold medals in a swimming competition now puts you into the same category as Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Keir Starmer, and Lee Jae-myung…

Venice is sinking. And according to a new scientific study, so are certain American cities, like Denver and Houston…

I don’t know how I could be approaching my 61st birthday and still be blissfully unaware that our water district is run by Communists…

The submission to the Society of Independent Artists exhibition in New York was a mass-produced ceramic appliance, entitled ‘Fountain’ and signed by the artist…

We all might have the same American Dream, but there are obviously different ways to interpret it. If you’re into dream interpretation…

The Recession is already trending on TikTok, now that the Congressionally-mandated ban of the Chinese app has delayed until at least June…

The White House has been fielding proposals aimed at persuading people to marry and have children, an effort being pushed by outside groups…

The President hinted that the 145% tariff his administration imposed on China might be reduced…

When Prime Minister Carney called for an election — which was his prerogative, apparently — he caused the entire Parliament to be dissolved…

Normally, when I’m worried, I buy a big bag of Cheetos, and I always feel better afterwards…