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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Conquest of Happiness

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Conquest of Happiness

Posted on March 13, 2026March 13, 2026 by Louis Cannon

In his book, Mr. Russell proposes that most people are unhappy, and that we really have no excuse for complaining, especially in civilized countries…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Business-Friendly Approach to Zombies

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Business-Friendly Approach to Zombies

Posted on March 12, 2026March 12, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Zombies probably can’t be trained to fill high-tech positions,” Dr. Spengler explained…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Respectfully Requesting Your Testimony About Sex Work

READY, FIRE, AIM: Respectfully Requesting Your Testimony About Sex Work

Posted on March 9, 2026March 9, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Surely, sex work is complicated enough without getting the state government involved….

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Four Cheers for Women's History Month

READY, FIRE, AIM: Four Cheers for Women’s History Month

Posted on March 6, 2026March 6, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I understand that three cheers are traditional, although I have not run across any explanation for there being “three” cheers instead of, say, two or four or five…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Barbecued Liver

READY, FIRE, AIM: Barbecued Liver

Posted on March 4, 2026March 4, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“If you buy, you know, a porterhouse steak, it’s going to… it’s going to set you back [a few dollars]…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dang... What's the Endgame?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dang… What’s the Endgame?

Posted on March 3, 2026March 3, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Trump’s Iran endgame unclear after mixed messaging on war aims…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Love and Extraterrestrials, Mathematically Speaking

READY, FIRE, AIM: Love and Extraterrestrials, Mathematically Speaking

Posted on March 2, 2026March 2, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Of all the women in the UK,  all Peter is looking for is someone who lives near him, somebody in the right age range, somebody with a university degree…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Retire Often... in Iceland?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Retire Often… in Iceland?

Posted on February 27, 2026February 27, 2026 by Louis Cannon

The web designer has included graphic images that suggest the real story, not told by the text itself…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: At the Museum of Personal Failure

READY, FIRE, AIM: At the Museum of Personal Failure

Posted on February 26, 2026February 26, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Still, I was surprised to learn about the opening of the Museum of Personal Failure… in Vancouver, British Columbia…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Is Brain Rot a Real Thing?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Is Brain Rot a Real Thing?

Posted on February 25, 2026February 25, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Typically, brain-rotting activities take place on a person’s phone…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Rocking the Workout with Kid Rock

READY, FIRE, AIM: Rocking the Workout with Kid Rock

Posted on February 24, 2026March 7, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Two simple messages… delivered in a 90-second video… set to the tune of the Kid Rock’s 1999 hit song “Bawitdaba…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Toyland, Toyland, Wonderful Girl and Boy Land

READY, FIRE, AIM: Toyland, Toyland, Wonderful Girl and Boy Land

Posted on February 23, 2026February 23, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Toy companies were doing just fine in 2024, and the future looked bright, in spite of the falling birth rate…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Dinosaurs Ruled the American West

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Dinosaurs Ruled the American West

Posted on February 20, 2026February 20, 2026 by Louis Cannon

I’d done my research, and understood that I would probably end up living in a place like Dinosaur, Colorado…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Who's Lazy? Please Don't Ask ChatGPT

READY, FIRE, AIM: Who’s Lazy? Please Don’t Ask ChatGPT

Posted on February 19, 2026February 19, 2026 by Louis Cannon

As noted already, ChatGPT has no idea what this kind of map does to people’s self-esteem.  Not does it care.  It has no feelings at all…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Yes, We Want to Live Forever

READY, FIRE, AIM: Yes, We Want to Live Forever

Posted on February 18, 2026February 18, 2026 by Louis Cannon

“Biotechnology is continuously developing. Human organs can be continuously transplanted. The longer you live, the younger you become…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Worrisome Balance of Nature

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Worrisome Balance of Nature

Posted on February 17, 2026February 17, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Here’s Veronika, demonstrating her broom technique for the scientists…

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video
READY, FIRE, AIM: Love & Friendship, Analyzed

READY, FIRE, AIM: Love & Friendship, Analyzed

Posted on February 16, 2026February 16, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Dr. Heshmati had surveyed 495 random people to discover what actions caused them to feel loved…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Love Poem to Podcasters

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Love Poem to Podcasters

Posted on February 13, 2026February 13, 2026 by Louis Cannon

Who can quench my solitude / When the night falls, cold and heavy?…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The International Beer Problem

READY, FIRE, AIM: The International Beer Problem

Posted on February 12, 2026February 12, 2026 by Louis Cannon

This announcement follows on the tail of an announcement last October by Molson Coors Beverage Company…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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