“Nice view,” said Richard, with a slight Texas drawl. Richard Butz was leaning on the pressure-treated railing, looking out over Village Lake at the majestic San Juan Mountains — still exhibiting traces of the winter’s snowfall, now in early June. Below the deck, closer to the lakeshore, a few Canadian geese nibbled in the mowed READ MORE
Author: Louis Cannon
HUMOR: Talking Cars
“No, I’m pretty much a small-town girl. I hardly ever make it as far as Durango. But it’s okay… I like small towns….”
HUMOR: Negative About Numbers, Part Three
Is that stupid, or what? The psychic down the street can come up with a better answer than “2.65”…
HUMOR: Negative About Numbers, Part Two
We now call this system “Euclidean geometry” although Euclid himself probably called it by some kind of Greek name…
HUMOR: Negative About Numbers, Part One
In the beginning, God made each of us with ten fingers. And unless we played with fireworks or hunting knives when we were kids, we probably still have ten fingers…
HUMOR: Don’t Blame Columbus
In 1492 Christopher Columbus, and a crew consisting largely of sailors forced into service by the Spanish Crown, sailed happily off on a trip to the East Indies in three borrowed boats…
HUMOR: Doing Math in Public is Not a Crime
To make matters worse, the crime rate in Colorado has been steadily improving over the past 10 years, while math scores in our public schools have been slowly getting worse and worse…
HUMOR: Wrong, Again…
A misstatement if I’ve ever heard one. Yes, I have been wrong… and I’ve always been happy to admit it when I am wrong…
HUMOR: Get a College Degree; Live a Long, Boring Life
Now, four well-educated researchers hailing from the University of Colorado Denver, New York University, and the University of North Carolina have used old, worn-out statistics in an entirely new way to prove that a lack of education can be deadly…
HUMOR: The Biological Truth Your Brain Doesn’t Have the Guts to Admit
Democracy is destiny, biologically speaking, and we are totally outnumbered. You are not in control of your thoughts, nor of your body…
HUMOR: The Statistics the Water Districts Didn’t Mention
By 2100, we will have 113,000 part-time residents, mostly from Texas, California and Pendleton, Oregon….
HUMOR: Thinner… and Lighter Weight
The first email was from Kathy Fishman, 99 Frank Road, Trailer #26, in Belgrade, Montana. Who knew there was a town in Montana named ‘Belgrade’?
HUMOR: The Complete Opposite of Potato Chips
And Tarzan would respond with a grunt (reminiscent of a wild boar grunt) by which he intended to convey the general message, “Whatever you think, dear.” And then he’d go back to watching the game….
HUMOR: Affordable Housing
Life was hard for Becky and Chuck, but at least they had an affordable house…