It’s not easy living in the same house as a carnivore built for murder…
Author: Louis Cannon
Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all. You can read more stories on his Substack account.
READY, FILE, AIM: The Wisdom of Elon Musk
Mr. Musk told Mr. Sorkin, “I have no problem being hated… hate away,” adding that it’s “a real weakness to be liked…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sympathy for the Grinch
It’s that time of year, when we traditionally celebrate cold-hearted misers like Ebenezer Scrooge, and Scrooge McDuck…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Those Darn Historical Droughts He Warned Us About
“Despite this being a wet year, Colorado is still in the midst of the worst historical drought that we’ve seen in 1,200 years…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Winners and Losers in the Fourth Republican Debate
Not sure how that works. Winning a debate that you didn’t even show up for?…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. According to singer Andy Williams, and others…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Our Future Will Be Autonomous
Seeing the writing on the wall, Mr. Huang and Nvidia totally shifted gears and began making supercomputer hardware for AI…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Saving Us Money in Colorado
“I am committed to pursuing any and all possible opportunities to save Coloradoans money…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Life in a Contraception Desert
Growing up, out here in the American Southwest, I’ve had plenty of opportunity to perish in a burning desert…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Where’s My Media Literacy, Mom?
Children should be allowed to read this particular humor column only with adult supervision, due to possibly mature content…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The World’s Most Sustainable Toy
I’m speaking to you as a father who struggled with picking appropriate toys for my kids….
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Carrot and the Stick
For the past few years, the Town of Pagosa Springs has allowed a company named ChargePoint to place EV charging stations in Centennial Park…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Not Hardly Toxic
Google and Jigsaw define toxicity as rude, bullying language aimed at intimidating a fellow internet user…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Freedom of Speech, for Machines?
From what I’ve heard, most of the “content” now appearing on the internet is being generated by machines running specialized computer programs…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Thanksgiving Dinner on a Shoestring
It seriously looked like my Thanksgiving dinner was going to be more expensive this year…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Let Them Eat Bugs
The Protix website notes that, in a recent study, cats and dogs found maggots to be just as delicious as other kinds of protein…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Parties Aren’t Meant to Last
As the songwriter Prince reminded us, “Life is just a party and parties aren’t meant to last…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Black Friday Deals, Forever
A person who has not been paying attention to progress in America might think ‘Black Friday’ is still a week away…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Yes, We’re Mad About Spending Money
“I don’t pretend to have all the answers here, but I think one thing is quite clear: People really do not like paying more for stuff than they used to…”