“Susie Wiles just helped me achieve one of the greatest political victories in American history…”
Author: Louis Cannon
Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all. You can read more stories on his Substack account.
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Buying Spree Has Begun
“At 9:30am, when markets opened in New York, brokers were scrambling to fill orders as fast as possible…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Breeding Failures and Grim Predictions
This widespread ‘catastrophic breeding failure’ is the first such recorded incident, and supports grim predictions…
READY, FIRE, AIM: She Blinded Me with Science
Science is so amazing. The more I learn about it, the more thrilled I am to be living in 2024 instead of 1859…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Living in an Hallucination
“…Your brain’s job is to anticipate the needs of your body and meet those needs before they arrive…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: We’re All Bastards, These Days
I can’t say who the two guys were. I often have strangers appear in my dreams, without my permission…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Indulgences
Legend has it that Martin Luther posted his 95 Theses on the door of All Saints’ Church in Wittenberg, Germany, on October 31…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Naked Ape?
But one day I came across (accidentally) a book by an English zoologist named Desmond Morris…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Money and Politics
Is this the same Pagosa Springs community I know and love? Sending $80,000 of our hard-earned pay to the Kamala Harris campaign?
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Late-Night Vending Machine
No, I didn’t buy anything from the vending machine. Although I was sorely tempted…
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Elephants Go To Court
From what I can tell from the news reports, Missy, Kimba, Lucky, LouLou, and Jambo are not engaged in rebellion…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Saving America, One Joke at a Time
Ms. Petri joked about her newspaper deciding not to endorse a candidate…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The View from the Neighbors’ Window
Some might say, it’s really none of their business. But ‘business’ nowadays has a way of crossing the border…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fly Me to the Moon… or Better Yet, Mars
Elon Musk, reportedly the world’s wealthiest man, has reportedly begun giving away $1 million a day to randomly-selected registered voters…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Crazy Humor of Donald Trump
Donald Trump knows exactly what he’s doing…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Chicken Little, and the Falling Inflation Rate, Part One
$3.09 for unleaded. We didn’t know how good we had it…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Past the Tipping Point
I believe in omens. Not everyone does. Or at least, not everyone is willing to admit they believe in omens…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Pagosa Springs, New & Improved
I came across an interesting comment in the Daily Post the other day… a letter to the editor written by Richard P. Reading…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Bad Language Makes Good Politics
“Politics abounds with bad language: lying and bullshitting, grandstanding and virtue signaling, code words and dogwhistles, and more…”