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Author: Louis Cannon

Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all. You can read more stories on his Substack account.
READY, FIRE, AIM: Did You See the Gorilla?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Did You See the Gorilla?

Posted on December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In most of the 16 test groups, about 50% of the subjects did not report seeing the gorilla…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Excellent Brain Care Score

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Excellent Brain Care Score

Posted on December 4, 2024December 4, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Very few people can have a perfect score. The goal is to have the best score that you can, and monitor it over time…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: It's Been 12 Years Already... Why Hasn't the Universe Disappeared?

READY, FIRE, AIM: It’s Been 12 Years Already… Why Hasn’t the Universe Disappeared?

Posted on December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The apparent (but temporary) existence of the Higgs boson further suggested the existence of the so-called ‘Higgs field’ everywhere in the universe…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Tariffs

READY, FIRE, AIM: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Tariffs

Posted on December 2, 2024December 2, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Scott says, tariffs are a good thing, and we don’t need to worry. So I’m not going to worry…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Chicago Blues

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Chicago Blues

Posted on November 29, 2024November 29, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In thirty-three Illinois counties, voters have passed non-binding resolutions backing the idea of forming a new U.S. state…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Love Lucy, Part Three

READY, FIRE, AIM: I Love Lucy, Part Three

Posted on November 27, 2024November 27, 2024 by Louis Cannon

We understand that certain scientists nowadays feel like they are in a life and death struggle with the Creationists…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Love Lucy, Part Two

READY, FIRE, AIM: I Love Lucy, Part Two

Posted on November 26, 2024November 27, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Someday, a fossil would be found of a human, more ape-like, or an ape, more human-like, than had been found by anyone…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Love Lucy, Part One

READY, FIRE, AIM: I Love Lucy, Part One

Posted on November 25, 2024November 29, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The race was on, to find fossils that proved Darwin’s theory. So we could say, with some confidence, that the story of Lucy started with Charles Darwin…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Broccoli Eaters of the World, Unite!

READY, FIRE, AIM: Broccoli Eaters of the World, Unite!

Posted on November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Apparently, the 41st President of the United States, George H.W. Bush, did not like broccoli…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Is Making Your Bed Bad for You?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Is Making Your Bed Bad for You?

Posted on November 20, 2024November 20, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Yesterday, I spent some time learning about how scientists predict the effect of hygrothermal conditions on populations of Dermatophagoides pteronyssinus…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Streetcar Named Infinite Desire

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Streetcar Named Infinite Desire

Posted on November 19, 2024November 19, 2024 by Louis Cannon

They don’t make philosophers like they used to…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  National Spinach and Squash Month

READY, FIRE, AIM: National Spinach and Squash Month

Posted on November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Today, I intend to focus my criticism on the vegetables themselves, rather than on harmful child-rearing practices…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Me, and Ben Franklin, and Zeus

READY, FIRE, AIM: Me, and Ben Franklin, and Zeus

Posted on November 15, 2024November 15, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“In 1752 before Ben Franklin invented Pizza, Gameboy, the iPad2 or Mexican food, he was contemplating how to conquer electricity…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ice Baby

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ice Baby

Posted on November 13, 2024November 13, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Susie Wiles just helped me achieve one of the greatest political victories in American history…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Buying Spree Has Begun

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Buying Spree Has Begun

Posted on November 12, 2024November 12, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“At 9:30am, when markets opened in New York, brokers were scrambling to fill orders as fast as possible…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Breeding Failures and Grim Predictions

READY, FIRE, AIM: Breeding Failures and Grim Predictions

Posted on November 11, 2024November 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

This widespread ‘catastrophic breeding failure’ is the first such recorded incident, and supports grim predictions…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: She Blinded Me with Science

READY, FIRE, AIM: She Blinded Me with Science

Posted on November 8, 2024February 6, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Science is so amazing. The more I learn about it, the more thrilled I am to be living in 2024 instead of 1859…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Living in an Hallucination

READY, FIRE, AIM: Living in an Hallucination

Posted on November 7, 2024November 7, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“…Your brain’s job is to anticipate the needs of your body and meet those needs before they arrive…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: We're All Bastards, These Days

READY, FIRE, AIM: We’re All Bastards, These Days

Posted on November 6, 2024November 6, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I can’t say who the two guys were. I often have strangers appear in my dreams, without my permission…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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