“It’s come to a point where we really do need help, and thank God the President cares about Hollywood and movies…”
Author: Louis Cannon
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Favorite Potato Chips, Unfortunately
A map appeared earlier this month illustrating an informative article by journalist CaLea Johnson…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Funny Charts From Non-Intelligent Sources
“Expert intelligence for everyone. We can’t wait for you to experience it… The ChatGPT Team…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sympathy for Sisyphus
Nowadays, we hardly ever push boulders uphill, only to have the boulder roll back down…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Rural Republicans Double Down on Special Session Scheduling Conflict
“As rural legislators, we are deeply disappointed by Governor Polis’ decision to call a special legislative session during the Colorado State Fair…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sound of Your Own Wheels
We could have been taking it easy. But no. Adam and Eve had to go and eat from the tree…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Uncertain Promise of ‘Personalized Pricing’
“Recently, Delta Air Lines announced it would expand its use of artificial intelligence to set airfare prices…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: We Need to Talk
If the two of you have been able to pull off the small talk successfully, then you may decide to intensify the relationship by sharing your phone numbers…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Rabbit, a Duck, and a Mystery
I know, with some certainty, what a Rabbit looks like, even if he shows up wearing a plaid jacket and a gold waistcoat…
READY, FIRE, AIM: There’s Nothing Worse
“My mother, who is 83, worked as a teacher assistant for kids with poor reading skills and behavioral issues…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: A $5.3 Million Rock
Rocks do occasionally fall out of the sky. We can see them falling on a clear night. Meteors, streaking across the sky, sometimes more than a dozen per hour….
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Bedroom Decluttering Research, with No Regrets
I had honestly never imagined that I would end up regretting my attempts to declutter my bedroom…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Re-igniting the American Dream
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt was elected this month to succeed Colorado Governor Jared Polis as the new chair of the National Governors Association…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Ain’t We Got Fun?
I’ve been thinking lately about all the fun I had as a kid, and wondering why things have changed…
READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Help Your Child Retire with $1 Million
“And it’s the task of our government to make it easier for young moms and dads to afford to have kids, to bring them into the world…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Amusing Ourselves to Death
I had read Mr. Postman’s book several years ago, when I was searching the library shelves for some thoughtful entertainment….
READY, FIRE, AIM: Rocket Man
In the 25th century, the noted rocketman Buck Rogers became marooned — alone — on a Plutonian moon…
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Don’t Want to Talk About the Epstein Files
I’m embarrassed for the news media that I consider myself part of. Or that I used to consider myself part of…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Pigeons in Love
“Ubiquitous and unappreciated, typically ignored or regarded as dirty, annoying pests, pigeons mean something else to me now…”
