Dear Editor,
I am so glad to hear that vacation rentals in Pagosa Springs, Colorado are available at this time. It’s all over the internet. I googled your fine town and it looks like the kind of charming little mountain Shangri-La that my ‘daughters’ and I would love to visit for a few months — or even stay on, permanently?
I read the editorial in the Daily Post about all the money people are making on vacation rentals, and I assure you, my daughters and I are likewise all about making money.
We are big entertainers and would love to “set up shop” preferably in a central location near all the action. After all the depressing isolation Pagosans have been through over the past year, the men folk in your town, especially, could use some fun and gaiety — and believe you me, fun and gaiety are what we girls are all about!
I’m sure there will be fees ‒ taxes and licensing and so on ‒ but money is no object. We specialize in entertaining gentlemen by appointment, but will consider walk-ins. Drinks and showers included and the sky is the limit. No request shall be denied.
We yodel and clog, play banjo and offer amazing deep massages that will make you come back for more.
Vacation rentals have obviously been a huge economic benefit to your tourism industry. Rest assured that my daughters and I can take those tourism benefits to the next level. This is not merely a hobby for us, as it might be for some vacation rental owners. We are truly “hands on”!
I hope we can come to a mutually beneficial agreement ASAP. Let us entertain you – it will be your pleasure!
Sincerely,
Madam Davida Caldwell
Reno, Nevada
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