I’d like to review another best-selling book that I’ve never read. “Outlive: The Art and Science of Longevity”…
Category: Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Spy Balloon in My Phone
The ’21st Century Peace through Strength Act’ would force the split of the hugely popular app TikTok from its Chinese owner, or else make the app illegal to download…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Old Friends
Paul Simon was only 24 years old when he wrote in the song, ‘Old Friends’…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Hate Paying Taxes? Blame the Pharaohs
I’ve been hankering for a reason to blame the ancient Egyptians, and now I have one…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The War Nobody Wants
Downtown businesses would prefer to have the highway project magically happen somewhere else. Maybe in Bayfield?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Uncharted Territory
Turns out, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the mercury thermometer in 1714. But he kind of screwed things up…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Driving Disney’s Autopia Into the Future
When I was eight, my parents took us to Disneyland in Anaheim, California — where I experienced the thrill of driving my own car on the Autopia freeway…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Big Foot… and the Null Hypothesis
Many of us believe that the Yeti and the Sasquatch are the same, identical primate. Or at least, close cousins. But science hasn’t been able to clear up that question for us…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Second Coming of Donald Trump
“I’m proud to partner with Lee in this offering. He’s a very special man, both as a talent, but maybe even more so, as a human being. He’s very, very special…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Old News is Good News
What just happened? I mean, like, yesterday? Or even earlier this morning?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Boredom Doesn’t Have to be Boring
“Host Manoush Zomorodi inspires us to learn more about the world, our communities, and most importantly, ourselves….”
Natural Grocers Debuts ‘Spin & Blend’ Fitness Classes… Coming Soon?
“We had to add more fibrous and frozen ingredients to offset attendee enthusiasm, but now we have it dialed…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: My (Scary?) Joe Biden Coffee Mug
Are the Democrats trying to tell us that President Biden has x-ray vision? Or am I missing the joke?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Did Social Media Kill the Web… or Was It Us?
I understand, that the grammar in the headline, which my editor picked for this column, might be ambiguous…
READY, FIRE, AIM: McDaniel in the Lion’s Den
Ronna who?
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of Flying
“I’ve seen a lot of sensationalism around aviation lately. The fact is our aviation system is the safest in the world…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Complaining About Life in a Mountain Resort Town
I’ll go ahead and say it: I don’t like being around people who complain…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Lucky One-Armed Shoemaker
Once upon a time there lived, in the little town of Pigsweat, an old one-armed shoemaker named Oval Krnzt…