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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of People Wearing Glasses

READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear of People Wearing Glasses

Posted on October 11, 2024October 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I’ve always been a little weirded out by people who wear sunglasses indoors… or at night…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: November is Coming. Big Deal.

READY, FIRE, AIM: November is Coming. Big Deal.

Posted on October 9, 2024October 9, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The county clerks in Colorado are working overtime this week, getting ready to mail out the November ballots…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: They're Eating Cats in Colorado

READY, FIRE, AIM: They’re Eating Cats in Colorado

Posted on October 7, 2024October 7, 2024 by Louis Cannon

At least one hunter, interviewed for an article on TheMeatEater.com, makes his mountain lion meat into “breakfast sausage”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  Tooth Fairy Economics

READY, FIRE, AIM: Tooth Fairy Economics

Posted on October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Affordable Dentures & Implants decided to investigate how much children are raking in for baby teeth left for the Tooth Fairy…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Looking Younger, But From a Distance

READY, FIRE, AIM: Looking Younger, But From a Distance

Posted on October 3, 2024October 3, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“In all directions, at great distances, the universe looks younger, more uniform, and less evolved…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: God, Himself

READY, FIRE, AIM: God, Himself

Posted on October 2, 2024October 2, 2024 by Louis Cannon

What little we know about God has been handed down to us through a series of languages and translations…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Appear Emotionally Intelligent

READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Appear Emotionally Intelligent

Posted on October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“People with average IQs outperform those with the highest IQs 70 percent of the time…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM:  News, Possibly Fake

READY, FIRE, AIM: News, Possibly Fake

Posted on September 30, 2024September 30, 2024 by Louis Cannon

For whatever reason, Parliament allowed the Licensing Act to lapse in 1695, which allowed newspaper to make up their own fake news…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Visit to My Robot Dentist

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Visit to My Robot Dentist

Posted on September 27, 2024September 27, 2024 by Louis Cannon

There was no one in the operating room when I walked in.  Just a big video screen, and a large, gray robotic device mounted next to the chair….

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: I'm Not Asleep; I'm Just Resting My Eyes

READY, FIRE, AIM: I’m Not Asleep; I’m Just Resting My Eyes

Posted on September 26, 2024September 26, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The chinstrap penguin has developed a rather unique relationship with sleep…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dinosaurs in Utah

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dinosaurs in Utah

Posted on September 25, 2024September 25, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I found myself wondering, why did dinosaurs want to live in Utah?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Who Can Stop the Bleeding?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Who Can Stop the Bleeding?

Posted on September 24, 2024September 24, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Trump could have beat Biden, blindfolded and with one hand tied behind his back…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Few Idle Thoughts About Three Mile Island

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Few Idle Thoughts About Three Mile Island

Posted on September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 by Louis Cannon

This was a memorable nuclear accident…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Looking Forward to Being a Burden on My Children

READY, FIRE, AIM: Looking Forward to Being a Burden on My Children

Posted on September 20, 2024September 20, 2024 by Louis Cannon

According to a 2023 survey by the U.S. Census Bureau, about 28% of people 65 and older live by themselves…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Eating Pets in Springfield

READY, FIRE, AIM: Eating Pets in Springfield

Posted on September 19, 2024September 23, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“A lot of towns don’t want to talk about it because they’re so embarrassed by it…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Killing Us Softly with Obnoxious Vehicles

READY, FIRE, AIM: Killing Us Softly with Obnoxious Vehicles

Posted on September 18, 2024September 18, 2024 by Louis Cannon

If you drive in America, the chances are that 1-in-75 of all the people in the cars around you on the road will be killed by a car — probably, by someone else’s car…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Money Can't Buy Me Love

READY, FIRE, AIM: Money Can’t Buy Me Love

Posted on September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Ms. McArdle did some research into the attempts by various government and non-profit entities to solve the poverty problem…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Marriage is Dead, Long Live Marriage

READY, FIRE, AIM: Marriage is Dead, Long Live Marriage

Posted on September 16, 2024September 16, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In preparation of today’s column, I spent much of the weekend reading ‘Getting Married’ by the Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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