Some people, these days, seem very concerned about little things. Like, for example, microplastics…
Category: Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Letter to a Young Poet
If you’ve decided to become a poet, “love” is a word you will find yourself tempted to use… more than, say, “alembic”…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Very Best Holiday in America
I imagine some people are celebrating Labor Day… which is today, according to my calendar…
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Hearing Aids Shock Us
I’m getting to that age where I could probably benefit from hearing aids…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ring! Her Dress! His Shorts!
“Few celebrity engagements in modern history, save for those of the royals (and even then only some), can stop a news cycle in its tracks the way this one has…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Artificially Intelligent History
At some point in the distant future, historians will look back on 2025, and make note of a report from Microsoft predicting the 40 jobs most likely to be replaced by artificial intelligence…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Brains Like Sponges?
Trump says making English the national language promotes ‘unity’ and ‘a more cohesive and efficient society…’
READY, FIRE, AIM: On the Shortness of Life
“The majority of mortals, Paulinus, complain bitterly of the spitefulness of Nature, because we are born for a brief span of life…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Hate Social Security
I’m not going to blame FDR and the Democrats who created Social Security in 1935…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Endangered Species
I only rarely come across snakes here in Pagosa Springs, for which I am eternally grateful, since I suffer from ophidiophobia…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Hollywood, Going Down the Drain, Like Detroit
“It’s come to a point where we really do need help, and thank God the President cares about Hollywood and movies…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Favorite Potato Chips, Unfortunately
A map appeared earlier this month illustrating an informative article by journalist CaLea Johnson…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sympathy for Sisyphus
Nowadays, we hardly ever push boulders uphill, only to have the boulder roll back down…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Rural Republicans Double Down on Special Session Scheduling Conflict
“As rural legislators, we are deeply disappointed by Governor Polis’ decision to call a special legislative session during the Colorado State Fair…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sound of Your Own Wheels
We could have been taking it easy. But no. Adam and Eve had to go and eat from the tree…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Uncertain Promise of ‘Personalized Pricing’
“Recently, Delta Air Lines announced it would expand its use of artificial intelligence to set airfare prices…”
READY, FIRE, AIM: We Need to Talk
If the two of you have been able to pull off the small talk successfully, then you may decide to intensify the relationship by sharing your phone numbers…
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Rabbit, a Duck, and a Mystery
I know, with some certainty, what a Rabbit looks like, even if he shows up wearing a plaid jacket and a gold waistcoat…
READY, FIRE, AIM: There’s Nothing Worse
“My mother, who is 83, worked as a teacher assistant for kids with poor reading skills and behavioral issues…”
