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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Little Things That Matter

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Little Things That Matter

Posted on September 3, 2025September 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Some people, these days, seem very concerned about little things. Like, for example, microplastics…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Letter to a Young Poet

READY, FIRE, AIM: Letter to a Young Poet

Posted on September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

If you’ve decided to become a poet, “love” is a word you will find yourself tempted to use… more than, say, “alembic”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Very Best Holiday in America

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Very Best Holiday in America

Posted on September 1, 2025September 1, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I imagine some people are celebrating Labor Day… which is today, according to my calendar…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Hearing Aids Shock Us

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Hearing Aids Shock Us

Posted on August 29, 2025August 29, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’m getting to that age where I could probably benefit from hearing aids…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ring! Her Dress! His Shorts!

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Ring! Her Dress! His Shorts!

Posted on August 28, 2025August 28, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Few celebrity engagements in modern history, save for those of the royals (and even then only some), can stop a news cycle in its tracks the way this one has…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Artificially Intelligent History

READY, FIRE, AIM: Artificially Intelligent History

Posted on August 27, 2025August 27, 2025 by Louis Cannon

At some point in the distant future, historians will look back on 2025, and make note of a report from Microsoft predicting the 40 jobs most likely to be replaced by artificial intelligence…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Brains Like Sponges?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Brains Like Sponges?

Posted on August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Trump says making English the national language promotes ‘unity’ and ‘a more cohesive and efficient society…’

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: On the Shortness of Life

READY, FIRE, AIM: On the Shortness of Life

Posted on August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“The majority of mortals, Paulinus, complain bitterly of the spitefulness of Nature, because we are born for a brief span of life…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Hate Social Security

READY, FIRE, AIM: Why I Hate Social Security

Posted on August 22, 2025August 22, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’m not going to blame FDR and the Democrats who created Social Security in 1935…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Endangered Species

READY, FIRE, AIM: Endangered Species

Posted on August 20, 2025August 20, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I only rarely come across snakes here in Pagosa Springs, for which I am eternally grateful, since I suffer from ophidiophobia…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Hollywood, Going Down the Drain, Like Detroit

READY, FIRE, AIM: Hollywood, Going Down the Drain, Like Detroit

Posted on August 19, 2025August 19, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“It’s come to a point where we really do need help, and thank God the President cares about Hollywood and movies…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Favorite Potato Chips, Unfortunately

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Favorite Potato Chips, Unfortunately

Posted on August 18, 2025August 18, 2025 by Louis Cannon

A map appeared earlier this month illustrating an informative article by journalist CaLea Johnson…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Sympathy for Sisyphus

READY, FIRE, AIM: Sympathy for Sisyphus

Posted on August 13, 2025August 13, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Nowadays, we hardly ever push boulders uphill, only to have the boulder roll back down…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Rural Republicans Double Down on Special Session Scheduling Conflict

READY, FIRE, AIM: Rural Republicans Double Down on Special Session Scheduling Conflict

Posted on August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“As rural legislators, we are deeply disappointed by Governor Polis’ decision to call a special legislative session during the Colorado State Fair…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sound of Your Own Wheels

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Sound of Your Own Wheels

Posted on August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 by Louis Cannon

We could have been taking it easy. But no. Adam and Eve had to go and eat from the tree…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Uncertain Promise of 'Personalized Pricing'

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Uncertain Promise of ‘Personalized Pricing’

Posted on August 8, 2025August 8, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Recently, Delta Air Lines announced it would expand its use of artificial intelligence to set airfare prices…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: We Need to Talk

READY, FIRE, AIM: We Need to Talk

Posted on August 7, 2025August 7, 2025 by Louis Cannon

If the two of you have been able to pull off the small talk successfully, then you may decide to intensify the relationship by sharing your phone numbers…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Rabbit, a Duck, and a Mystery

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Rabbit, a Duck, and a Mystery

Posted on August 6, 2025August 6, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I know, with some certainty, what a Rabbit looks like, even if he shows up wearing a plaid jacket and a gold waistcoat…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: There's Nothing Worse

READY, FIRE, AIM: There’s Nothing Worse

Posted on August 5, 2025August 5, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“My mother, who is 83, worked as a teacher assistant for kids with poor reading skills and behavioral issues…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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