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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

READY, FIRE, AIM: I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas

Posted on January 3, 2025January 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“That’s where No Buy January comes in — a growing global campaign that encourages individuals to rethink their consumption habits, and embrace mindful living…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Best Word for 2024... 'Brain Rot'

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Best Word for 2024… ‘Brain Rot’

Posted on January 2, 2025January 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Which brings us to the ‘Word of the Year’ according to the Oxford University Press…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Smells Like Teen Spirit

READY, FIRE, AIM: Smells Like Teen Spirit

Posted on December 31, 2024December 31, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I looked up the current price of Baccarat Rouge 540, and found it available on Amazon: 2 fluid ounces for $350…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Colorado Uber Alles

READY, FIRE, AIM: Colorado Uber Alles

Posted on December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 by Post Contributor

Apparently, Mr. Woodard was just getting started on telling us how different we are from one another…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Right Time of Year to Buy Greenland

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Right Time of Year to Buy Greenland

Posted on December 27, 2024December 27, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The people in Greenland don’t seem too hot on the idea, however…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Hoping for a New Refrigerator for Christmas? Good Luck...

READY, FIRE, AIM: Hoping for a New Refrigerator for Christmas? Good Luck…

Posted on December 24, 2024December 24, 2024 by Louis Cannon

According to certain news reports, Americans are scrambling to stock up on cars, refrigerators and other big-ticket items in anticipation of new tariffs on imports…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chaos

READY, FIRE, AIM: It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chaos

Posted on December 23, 2024December 23, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Fox News described the most recent mess this way… claiming the Continuing Resolution deal was “killed by an avalanche”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Political Appointees are Allowed to 'Go Wild'

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Political Appointees are Allowed to ‘Go Wild’

Posted on December 19, 2024December 19, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I agree. Keep RFK Jr. away from the oil and gas. But not too far away. We don’t want to bankrupt him….

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Lunch of Suffering

READY, FIRE, AIM: Lunch of Suffering

Posted on December 18, 2024December 18, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Chinese millennials flooded social media sites with cold, spiceless dishes as examples of self-inflicted suffering…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Old Enough to Experience Severe Mental Distress, and Proud of It

READY, FIRE, AIM: Old Enough to Experience Severe Mental Distress, and Proud of It

Posted on December 17, 2024December 17, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I suspect that dogs are more prone to share their owners’ mental distress, in a sympathetic manner. Cats don’t care about anyone but themselves…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Truth About Butter

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Truth About Butter

Posted on December 16, 2024December 16, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Although you wouldn’t know it from looking at me, I spend a lot of my spare time watching YouTube videos about the existence of God…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: America's Fighting Fish

READY, FIRE, AIM: America’s Fighting Fish

Posted on December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 by Louis Cannon

My dad was an avid fisherman, which is probably why I developed an aversion to fishing…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: What My Left Hand Was Doing

READY, FIRE, AIM: What My Left Hand Was Doing

Posted on December 11, 2024December 11, 2024 by Louis Cannon

I must have made a donation… to someone… at some point. I mean, to this or that worthy non-profit…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Simple Life... or, Why Communism is Winning

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Simple Life… or, Why Communism is Winning

Posted on December 10, 2024December 10, 2024 by Louis Cannon

The Chinese have it figured out.  The most common Christmas tradition seems to be: to give someone an apple…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Psychic Warriors, and Bathrooms

READY, FIRE, AIM: Psychic Warriors, and Bathrooms

Posted on December 9, 2024December 9, 2024 by Louis Cannon

One of the secrets, which remained classified until 2003, was an effort to develop psychic powers within military personnel…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Doing Nothing, is Something

READY, FIRE, AIM: Doing Nothing, is Something

Posted on December 6, 2024December 6, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“…it’s normal to find yourself slowing down as the holidays approach… But here’s the truth: doing nothing is good for you…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Did You See the Gorilla?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Did You See the Gorilla?

Posted on December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 by Louis Cannon

In most of the 16 test groups, about 50% of the subjects did not report seeing the gorilla…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Excellent Brain Care Score

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Excellent Brain Care Score

Posted on December 4, 2024December 4, 2024 by Louis Cannon

“Very few people can have a perfect score. The goal is to have the best score that you can, and monitor it over time…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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