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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: 'Sasquatch' Sighting Raised Potent Questions About Village at Wolf Creek

READY, FIRE, AIM: ‘Sasquatch’ Sighting Raised Potent Questions About Village at Wolf Creek

Posted on January 19, 2022January 19, 2022 by Louis Cannon

This resort development controversy has been keeping lawyers and judges, environmentalists and federal bureaucrats, busy since 1987…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: We Could Blame It on the Cows

Posted on January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 by Louis Cannon

One dark night, when we were all in bed, Old Mother Leary left a lantern in the shed…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Geeks Ruled the World

Posted on January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 by Louis Cannon

I was listening to NPR last week, and I heard a commentator say something like, “Geeks used to be unpopular. Now, they are running the show…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Mystery of Korean Burritos

Posted on January 11, 2022January 11, 2022 by Louis Cannon

The LULAC president wrapped up his stern warning to North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un with this terse comment… No seas burro…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Future-Proof Worker, Illustrated

Posted on January 7, 2022January 7, 2022 by Louis Cannon

The caption for this photo, by photographer Avel Chuklanov, reads: “Citizens will need new skills in order to become ‘future-proof’ in the workplace…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Hamster Drank Me Under the Table

Posted on January 3, 2022January 3, 2022 by Louis Cannon

The contest was unfair from the beginning, and I knew it. But after a couple of drinks, you sometimes start doing stupid things…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Ten Things I Didn't Get for Christmas

READY, FIRE, AIM: Ten Things I Didn’t Get for Christmas

Posted on December 31, 2021December 31, 2021 by Louis Cannon

The following year, I didn’t get a G.I. Joe Spaceman with various essential space exploration accessories. Probably a good thing, even though I was disappointed for a while…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Another Great Reason to Buy a Tesla, Spoiled

Posted on December 28, 2021January 13, 2024 by Louis Cannon

Vince Patton, who lives near Portland, Oregon, filed a complaint with NHTSA last month, after coming across a YouTube video posted by a fellow Tesla owner…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: No More Silver Bullets?

Posted on December 27, 2021December 27, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Metaphors can help us wrap our heads around complex and sometimes disturbing issues…

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READY, FIRE, AIM: The Biggest Numbers of 2021

Posted on December 24, 2021December 24, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Imports to the US filled about 26 million TEUs (Twenty-foot-container Equivalent Units) in 2021, which was an 18% increase from 2020, and the National Retail Federation expects retail holiday sales to grow by about 12%…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

HMPRESENTLY: Who’s Been Naughty… Who’s Been Nice?

Posted on December 23, 2021December 23, 2021 by Harvey Radin

“Of course, we’ve considered leaving lumps of coal in naughty rulers’ and naughty politicians’ stockings. But one never knows if that will be enough to change their behavior…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Time to Tackle the Climate

Posted on December 22, 2021December 22, 2021 by Louis Cannon

I ran across a front page headline in the Los Angeles Times yesterday…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: In Defense of Dead Voters

READY, FIRE, AIM: In Defense of Dead Voters

Posted on December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Apparently, Ms. Griswold provided the group with a spreadsheet from ERIC, the Electronic Registration Information Center, that contained the records the department uses to maintain a list of deceased voters…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Become a Genius

Posted on December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 by Louis Cannon

On the road to learning how to become a genius, I did what most budding geniuses do. I cracked a beer, and logged in to YouTube…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: December is ‘National Impaired Driving Month’

Posted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021 by Louis Cannon

For some odd reason, the Colorado Department of Transportation wants to pile yet another special event onto our busy December schedules…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Future Home in Antarctica

Posted on December 8, 2021December 8, 2021 by Louis Cannon

No, this is not a homeless encampment at the South Pole…

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READY, FIRE, AIM: Lab Animals Like Me

Posted on December 6, 2021December 6, 2021 by Louis Cannon

“Everybody is trapped in a state of anxiety, but we keep picking up our phones and checking the latest fake news and misinformation…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Nothing Will Make Us Happy

READY, FIRE, AIM: Nothing Will Make Us Happy

Posted on December 2, 2021December 2, 2021 by Louis Cannon

According to the website BuyNothing.com, I can buy nothing for only $9.95 — and it comes with a multiple lifetime guarantee. Refills are only $2.50…

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Most Frightening Holiday of the Year

Posted on November 30, 2021November 30, 2021 by Louis Cannon

Some people, I’m sure, would pick Christmas, based on expenses, and maxed-out credit cards. Also, the mistletoe… and the obligation to drink eggnog…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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