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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Doing Less Laundry Doesn't Make Me Feel Better

READY, FIRE, AIM: Doing Less Laundry Doesn’t Make Me Feel Better

Posted on April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Normally, when I’m worried, I buy a big bag of Cheetos, and I always feel better afterwards…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: But I'm a Man; Yes I Am

READY, FIRE, AIM: But I’m a Man; Yes I Am

Posted on April 25, 2025April 27, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I was too young to appreciate the song, “I’m a Man”, when Stevie Winwood sang it with the Spencer Davis Group…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: My Visit with Dr. ChatGPT

READY, FIRE, AIM: My Visit with Dr. ChatGPT

Posted on April 24, 2025April 24, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Capabilities that were once the province of only a handful of medical specialists can now be in everyone’s hands…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Buy American...If You Can

READY, FIRE, AIM: Buy American…If You Can

Posted on April 23, 2025April 23, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I would gladly buy ballpoint pens made in America, and electric blankets, and flower pots… if American workers still made those things…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Signs of Life

READY, FIRE, AIM: Signs of Life

Posted on April 22, 2025April 22, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Surely, we are not unique, here on Earth? Surely, if life evolved on Earth, it has also evolved on other planets?…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Gasoline May Be Hazardous to Your Health

READY, FIRE, AIM: Gasoline May Be Hazardous to Your Health

Posted on April 21, 2025April 21, 2025 by Louis Cannon

The warning labels are at the core of House Bill 25-1277, which narrowly passed the Colorado House of Representatives on April 2…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Harvard Thumbs Its Nose at President Trump

READY, FIRE, AIM: Harvard Thumbs Its Nose at President Trump

Posted on April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 by Louis Cannon

The Trump administration sent Harvard a letter, explaining how Harvard needs to behave if it expects to continue receiving federal funding…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Girls Sing in Outer Space

READY, FIRE, AIM: When Girls Sing in Outer Space

Posted on April 17, 2025April 20, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I can hardly wait to hear the song that pop singer Katy Perry has promised to write about her flight into space earlier this week…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: An Excessive and Often Uncontrollable Flow of Words

READY, FIRE, AIM: An Excessive and Often Uncontrollable Flow of Words

Posted on April 16, 2025April 16, 2025 by Louis Cannon

A psychologist might use that word — logorrhea — to describe a mental disorder, where a person can’t seem to stop talking, to the point where they become incoherent…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: There Are No Soul Mates. Period.

READY, FIRE, AIM: There Are No Soul Mates. Period.

Posted on April 15, 2025April 15, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I wish they had offered a “Marriage 101” course at my college, taught by a verified expert who wanted us to get the love we wanted…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Make America's Showers Great Again

READY, FIRE, AIM: Make America’s Showers Great Again

Posted on April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“In an executive order, the President directed the Energy Department to rescind a rule limiting water flow in shower heads…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

READY, FIRE, AIM: Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

Posted on April 9, 2025April 9, 2025 by Louis Cannon

The news commentator was interviewing Paul Krugman, a controversial economist if there ever was one…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Dude, Where's My Bong?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Dude, Where’s My Bong?

Posted on April 8, 2025April 8, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“It seems grossly unjust, now that Americans have entered the easy era of legal cannabis consumption, merchants of paraphernalia are still losing out…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Talk for a Very, Very Long Time

READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Talk for a Very, Very Long Time

Posted on April 7, 2025April 7, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Reportedly, U.S. Senator Cory Booker, a Democrat from New Jersey, can talk…

Posted in Humor/Fiction, Video
READY, FIRE, AIM: Hitting the Penguins with Tariffs

READY, FIRE, AIM: Hitting the Penguins with Tariffs

Posted on April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Our proposal to President Trump: we are willing to completely eliminate all tariffs on American-made products..”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Artificial Intelligence Named Claude, My BFF

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Artificial Intelligence Named Claude, My BFF

Posted on April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

At the moment (April 2025) the machines generally referred to as ‘AI’ are limited in their abilities. But they’re becoming more human by the hour…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Five Little Words, and the End of Science

READY, FIRE, AIM: Five Little Words, and the End of Science

Posted on April 2, 2025April 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

You’ve probably heard that hundreds of million of dollars worth of federal grants for scientific research projects have been canceled?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Bidding Farewell to Big Bird?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bidding Farewell to Big Bird?

Posted on March 31, 2025March 31, 2025 by Louis Cannon

As a person who grew up watching Sesame Street on TV, I always knew that Big Bird was big…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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