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Category: Humor/Fiction

READY, FIRE, AIM: Hitting the Penguins with Tariffs

READY, FIRE, AIM: Hitting the Penguins with Tariffs

Posted on April 4, 2025April 4, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Our proposal to President Trump: we are willing to completely eliminate all tariffs on American-made products..”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Artificial Intelligence Named Claude, My BFF

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Artificial Intelligence Named Claude, My BFF

Posted on April 3, 2025April 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

At the moment (April 2025) the machines generally referred to as ‘AI’ are limited in their abilities. But they’re becoming more human by the hour…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Five Little Words, and the End of Science

READY, FIRE, AIM: Five Little Words, and the End of Science

Posted on April 2, 2025April 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

You’ve probably heard that hundreds of million of dollars worth of federal grants for scientific research projects have been canceled?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Bidding Farewell to Big Bird?

READY, FIRE, AIM: Bidding Farewell to Big Bird?

Posted on March 31, 2025March 31, 2025 by Louis Cannon

As a person who grew up watching Sesame Street on TV, I always knew that Big Bird was big…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Placebo Effect

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Placebo Effect

Posted on March 28, 2025March 28, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Dr. Shmerling says the word “placebo” comes from Latin and means “I shall please”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Three Reasons Why I'm Glad I Didn't Buy a Cybertruck

READY, FIRE, AIM: Three Reasons Why I’m Glad I Didn’t Buy a Cybertruck

Posted on March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Like many males currently going through their mid-life crisis, I had been drooling over the Tesla Cybertruck…

Posted in Humor/Fiction

STUDENT SUBMISSION: Ilana’s Delivery

Posted on March 25, 2025March 25, 2025 by Post Contributor

The thoughts were rushing through Ilana’s head like a river, and this time it was much harder to push the thoughts away…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Happiest Country in the World

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Happiest Country in the World

Posted on March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 by Louis Cannon

For what it’s worth, Thursday March 20 was World Happiness Day. If you’re like me, you were too depressed to even notice…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
DEVIL MOUNTAIN CHRONICLES: The New Reality

DEVIL MOUNTAIN CHRONICLES: The New Reality

Posted on March 20, 2025March 20, 2025 by DC Duncan

Every year, scientists are expanding their knowledge ‒ and our reality ‒ exponentially….

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Cheerios and Tariffs

READY, FIRE, AIM: Cheerios and Tariffs

Posted on March 19, 2025March 19, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Walking down the cereal aisle at City Market, I noticed that my favorite breakfast cereal — Cheerios — was displaying words related to “families”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Considering the Legend of St. Patrick

READY, FIRE, AIM: Considering the Legend of St. Patrick

Posted on March 17, 2025March 17, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Supposedly, this artwork shows St. Patrick giving a lesson in Christian precepts to three Irish kings. Presumably, the three kings had been raised as Pagans…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: 17 Wonderful Things About Getting a Divorce

READY, FIRE, AIM: 17 Wonderful Things About Getting a Divorce

Posted on March 14, 2025March 14, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I didn’t just throw that headline together, willy-nilly.  I thought about it for a few minutes…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Things We Will Never Know

READY, FIRE, AIM: The Things We Will Never Know

Posted on March 12, 2025March 12, 2025 by Louis Cannon

The great French mathematician and philosopher René Descartes once wrote, “I think, therefore I am…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: We Didn't Start the Fire in the Bathroom

READY, FIRE, AIM: We Didn’t Start the Fire in the Bathroom

Posted on March 11, 2025March 11, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I don’t usually go looking for trouble. Nor do I go looking for ‘news about trouble’, for that matter…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: International Women's Day... in Case You Missed It

READY, FIRE, AIM: International Women’s Day… in Case You Missed It

Posted on March 10, 2025March 10, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I got an email on Saturday from Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold, encouraging me to celebrate International Women’s Day on March 8…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Learn Anything, with the Right Technique

READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Learn Anything, with the Right Technique

Posted on March 6, 2025March 6, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Leave it to Nobel Prize winner Richard Feynman to not only help create the first atomic bomb, but also, to help us become a superior learners…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When the Rich and Famous Go Shopping at Costco

READY, FIRE, AIM: When the Rich and Famous Go Shopping at Costco

Posted on March 4, 2025March 4, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Costco stores are now targeting our wealthiest neighbors with great deals on all kinds of luxury items…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: March Comes In Like a Lion, Goes Out Like a Lamb... or Not

READY, FIRE, AIM: March Comes In Like a Lion, Goes Out Like a Lamb… or Not

Posted on March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Like many of us, I expected the First of March to be a little more… you know… “fierce”?  A nice, rousing blizzard, for example?…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Why Food is Important

READY, FIRE, AIM: Why Food is Important

Posted on February 28, 2025February 28, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Food also makes us feel good, when we eat it. And Lord knows, we need reasons to feel good these days…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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