Category: Humor/Fiction

I’ve been keeping track, and I can state with considerable confidence that I don’t generate more than half a pound of plastic waste per day…

“World leaders are laughing at Donald Trump,” said Vice President Harris, during a skit about foreign policy…

If someone steals 11,000 votes (which might have happened in Georgia in 2020, for example) what is the monetary value of those votes?

Mental Health is big business lately, what with so many borderline insane people running around…

Claim: Outdoor temperature can be determined by counting the chirps made by crickets…

Small herds of turkeys.  They’re a lot like human teenagers; they like to travel in groups.  Except they don’t have cell phones…

When I was in elementary school, I got the impression that poetry was supposed to rhyme.  But in high school, I learned that rhyming was rather old fashioned…

I once owned a Ford — an F-150 pickup truck — but that has no bearing, really, on my political issues with Henry Ford…

According to the dictionary, ‘mojo’ can mean a magic charm or amulet, typically worn around the neck…

Returning to the office isn’t the solution, for a simple reason.  The office no longer exists…

79 delegates didn’t vote at all. Maybe they were on vacation, or in the hospital, or simply in a bad mood…

Sure, it’s a friendly little town, full of nice people.  But to be perfectly honest, we tend to get kind of grumpy during the summer tourist season…

I’m not running for President, so I assume it’s safe for me to read the document. But I’m not going to. I’ve never read anything 900 pages long…

The professor feels that the idea many of us have about the dodo — that it was “this dumpy, slightly stupid bird that kind of deserved to go extinct” — is inaccurate…

It’s hard to say exactly what my ex-wife Darlene found appealing about me, so many years ago. It couldn’t have been my vast wealth…

Would you climb aboard a Boeing airplane if they told you your odds of making it home alive were 1-in-270?

President George H.W. Bush announced The Decade in 1990, as an effort “to enhance public awareness of the benefits to be derived from brain research…”

That threshold is actually very important, if you’re rich, because it means that the Federal Reserve now has an excuse to lower the interest rate…