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Author: Louis Cannon

Underrated writer Louis Cannon grew up in the vast American West, although his ex-wife, given the slightest opportunity, will deny that he ever grew up at all. You can read more stories on his Substack account.
READY, FIRE, AIM: Eating Pudding with a Fork

READY, FIRE, AIM: Eating Pudding with a Fork

Posted on October 10, 2025October 10, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Now the trend has spread internationally via TikTok, with some videos from U.S. users getting millions of views…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When to Stop Mowing Your Lawn? The Experts Weigh In

READY, FIRE, AIM: When to Stop Mowing Your Lawn? The Experts Weigh In

Posted on October 8, 2025October 8, 2025 by Louis Cannon

There’s some disagreement among the experts, apparently, as to the best height to keep your grass for the healthiest lawn…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Best Enjoy the Government Shutdown

READY, FIRE, AIM: How to Best Enjoy the Government Shutdown

Posted on October 7, 2025October 7, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Whenever Darlene and I went on vacation, back when we were still married, she enjoyed the exotic shopping opportunities and ordering strange dishes in unfamiliar restaurants…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: They Are <em>Totally</em> Not Listening to Your Phone Conversations

READY, FIRE, AIM: They Are Totally Not Listening to Your Phone Conversations

Posted on October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“Myth busting: I swear, we do not listen to your microphone…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Few Words About French Philosophers

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Few Words About French Philosophers

Posted on October 3, 2025October 3, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Recently, Jonny Thomson addressed a simple question: “Would you rather be an absurdist or an existentialist?”…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Whole New World

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Whole New World

Posted on October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 by Louis Cannon

When Aladdin and Jasmine took their flying carpet ride in the Disney movie Aladdin, it caused them to burst spontaneously into song…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: A Billion Dollar Butt-Lift

READY, FIRE, AIM: A Billion Dollar Butt-Lift

Posted on October 1, 2025October 1, 2025 by Louis Cannon

“That would be the only money that I would think that maybe they’ll spend, but I don’t even think they’ll spend that, because it’s only a billion dollars…”

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Life Lessons I Learned from My Cat

READY, FIRE, AIM: Life Lessons I Learned from My Cat

Posted on September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 by Louis Cannon

As far as I can tell — which admittedly is not very far — happiness is not about getting what you want…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: When the Good Guys Wore White Hats

READY, FIRE, AIM: When the Good Guys Wore White Hats

Posted on September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Often, the good guys had white horses as well. You almost never saw a good guy riding a black horse…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Finding Out What's Going On

READY, FIRE, AIM: Finding Out What’s Going On

Posted on September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 by Louis Cannon

YouTube influencer Sabine Hossenfelder isn’t talking about American politics when she talks about people finding out what’s going on…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Enraptured, Again

READY, FIRE, AIM: Enraptured, Again

Posted on September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Presidente da República, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, durante reunião no Palácio do Planalto. Brasília…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Our New Teddy Bear Economy

READY, FIRE, AIM: Our New Teddy Bear Economy

Posted on September 24, 2025September 24, 2025 by Louis Cannon

It turns out that the media is not a necessary part of the economy. Nor is the government, really…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Welcome Back, Jimmy Kimmel

READY, FIRE, AIM: Welcome Back, Jimmy Kimmel

Posted on September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 by Louis Cannon

So, like, tonight?  Already, Jimmy is back?

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Move Over, McDonald's... Here's Comes Mixue

READY, FIRE, AIM: Move Over, McDonald’s… Here’s Comes Mixue

Posted on September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 by Louis Cannon

In June 1997, Zhang Hongchao was studying economics at Henan University, when he opened a shaved‑ice stall in Zhengzhou…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The People We Can't Talk About

READY, FIRE, AIM: The People We Can’t Talk About

Posted on September 19, 2025September 19, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Please note, I am not mentioning the host’s name, or the name of the broadcast company, or the name of the government official…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Don't Try This at Home

READY, FIRE, AIM: Don’t Try This at Home

Posted on September 17, 2025September 17, 2025 by Louis Cannon

I’ve often heard performers and entertainers issue a warning to their audiences…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Vaccines, Making Us Crazy

READY, FIRE, AIM: Vaccines, Making Us Crazy

Posted on September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 by Louis Cannon

My Presidents — first, Donald Trump and then, Joe Biden — both told me to get the COVID vaccine, but can you believe anything those guys say?…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: The American Drama We Love

READY, FIRE, AIM: The American Drama We Love

Posted on September 15, 2025September 15, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Apparently, however, Mr. Shurtleff was not a big fan of bliss. His recommendation to aspiring actors was to embrace conflict and competition…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
READY, FIRE, AIM: Coca-Cola, Uber Alles

READY, FIRE, AIM: Coca-Cola, Uber Alles

Posted on September 12, 2025September 12, 2025 by Louis Cannon

Can junk food actually have a nationality? Absolutely.  Just like cigarettes can…

Posted in Humor/Fiction
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