Like many other people, I’ve come to the conclusion that we’re living in a computer simulation…
Author: Louis Cannon
READY, FIRE, AIM: 25 Good Things That Happened in 2025
Some bad things happened in 2025. Everybody knows about them, thanks to our hardworking news industry…
READY, FIRE, AIM: We are Numbered, for Better or Worse
I suppose there was a time, in the distant past, when people never thought of themselves — or other people — as numbers…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Do You Remember What Happened in 2025?
In other words, the lying Lamestream Media did report certain things, this year, that actually took place…
READY, FIRE, AIM: I’m Dreaming of a Wet Christmas
It could have been worse, of course. Southern California got record rains on Christmas Eve…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Should I Worry About My Robot Vacuum Cleaner?
Where, exactly, is this information about my personal living quarters being stored?…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Rules of Acquisition, Considered
I got a text from each of my kids last month, linking to their favorite Christmas list apps…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Unloved Wolf, as a French Advertisement
Last week, I came across a 2-minute video that’s gone viral, internationally…
READY, FIRE AIM: Celebrate ‘Thriftmas’ This Year, and Save a Bundle
Good-bye, old consumption habits! Hello, new consumption habits!
READY, FIRE, AIM: Go Ahead. Prove You’re a Man…
Apparently, we will soon be able to prove our manhood at U.S. airports, when the pull-up bars get installed…
READY, FIRE, AIM: America the Beautiful
There’s never been any doubt. America is beautiful. For spacious skies. For amber waves of grain…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Fear and Loathing in the Grocery Store
Reportedly, some Americans are fearful of entering grocery stores. Maybe even most Americans…
READY, FIRE, AIM: The Price of Decent News Coverage
I’m thinking today about Homer… Not Homer Simpson. The real Homer….
READY, FIRE, AIM: Beware of Treacherous Cookies
It’s the main problem with Christmas…
READY, FIRE, AIM: I Sorta Wish I Was an Influencer
According to a Morning Consult survey of Gen Zers, more than half of young people want to be ‘influencers’…
READY, FIRE, AIM: Relax, People…
House Speaker Johnson says we should relax, because the Republican Party has everything under control…
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Rich Folks Shop at Walmart
Analysts predict the company will report revenue of $178 billion, around 5% up from this time last year…
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Cars Learn to Talk
Car will be able to warn one another about pending lane changes, and possible dangers up ahead. Maybe even animals crossing the road?
READY, FIRE, AIM: When Bad is Stronger Than Good
If you’re hiking in the woods, and you happen to come across an especially colorful butterfly…
