The Daily Post recently received a reassuring email from…
Deanne Criswell. Administrator, Federal Emergency Management Agency
Sadly, it appears that FEMA administrator Criswell did not learn how to use standard English grammar when sending emails. As a news editor, I noticed a few language errors in the email.
Hi,
We’re thrilled to announce that there’s help waiting for you as the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) in partnership with Make America Great Again (MAGA) a program that is being managed and financed by Donald Trump is giving out aid and needed assistance.
Have you been a victim of wildfires, Post-tropical hurricane Helene, Flooding, Winter storms, Tornadoes, landslide or any other kind of disaster? Did you lost your home, your business, a loved one or your job?
Ms. Criswell wonders, “Did I lost my home…?”
Then hurry up quickly as you may stand the chance to benefits from the $150 billion dollars budgeted by the US government to help cover up all of the losses incurred by the fire and other form of disaster.
She wants me to hurry up quickly, as I may stand chance to benefits…
…to help cover all the losses incurred by the fire and other form of disaster.
FEMA and MAGA are using this opportunity to reach out to whomever has been a victim of this unfortunate incidents all over the States of America to support and give assistance to the victims of the deceased and to those whom have lost their houses, business etc.
Good to know that FEMA and MAGA are reaching out to victims of this unfortunate incidents…
…and the victims of the deceased…
To apply for this assistance you only need to reply back to this email and provide a short summary of what you lost…
And no doubt, you will need to also supply your Social Security number and bank account. And perhaps your mother’s maiden name.
Sincerely,
Deanne Criswell
Administrator
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Any Daily Post readers who receive similar invitations, are urged to delete the email as quickly as possible, without responding.