Category: Humor

HUMOR: Home is Where the Heart Is

“It’s my turn to host the family reunion, and I’m a nervous wreck. My sister keeps calling. What is there to do in Nebraska? she says…”

HUMOR: The Luck of the Irish

She puts the glass down and sits. It’s a slow night. She is dark and short and heavy and pretty and her violet eyes flash when she laughs…

HUMOR: Dry Gulch vs. Beer

You’ve heard them say, it takes money to make money. A more accurate statement is, ‘It takes water to make money’…

HUMOR: The Flood

Well, gosh. I didn’t know President Trump had been counting on me in the first place. Nobody tells me about this stuff, until it’s too late…

HUMOR: Wild Thing

One night, as the dog dozed, Chet switched channels. You can only take so much public TV…

HUMOR: Psych 101

“Yes. Take Hillary Clinton. She served in the Democratic national psyche in the exact role Obama did, and should have won….”

DEAR DRUNKEN SAILOR: Be Mine

I know she shares my pain, bless her heart. She always asks how I’m doing. She asked me what I do at night, and on weekends…

HUMOR: Eat Like an Ape

Someone else said he was raising macaws and Brazilian parrots, and another that he had planned a year-long trip to Borneo, to study equatorial primates…