Category: Humor

DEAR DRUNKEN SAILOR: Be Mine

I know she shares my pain, bless her heart. She always asks how I’m doing. She asked me what I do at night, and on weekends…

HUMOR: Eat Like an Ape

Someone else said he was raising macaws and Brazilian parrots, and another that he had planned a year-long trip to Borneo, to study equatorial primates…

HUMOR: There’s No Time!

“Do you want them swilling beer at Grand Bank Stadium? Getting jobs that were always reserved for you and your friends?”

HUMOR: The Great Debate

Charles was exhausted. A strange feeling had come over him as the last of his guests went home. He dialed Chet…

HUMOR: Winner Take All

All the Hathaways would convene once more in the Wilbert Thorndike Auditorium, where several marshals of the law, experts and dignitaries, politicians and law clerks would be in attendance…

HUMOR: Day of Rest

Chet Bjertle didn’t have to work. So each year, on Labor Day, he was faced with a most perplexing conundrum. When one has no job, what does one do on his day off?